EAT OR BE EATEN
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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It was a typical morning in gravity falls. Dipper was reading his journal, wendy was slacking off, soos was trying to lick his elbow, and mabel was talking to a squirrel...wait, what?
"Uh, mabel. What are you doing?" asked a concerned dipper. "Dipper, shush! I've finally convince this cute squirel to tell me the meaning of life!"
Wendy looked up from her magazine. "Uh mabel, you do know that squirrels don't-"
She stoped flabergasted as the squirrel had stepped up on the nearest stump and was now singing perfect English.
The meaning of life has a single rule.
I know it makes sense, though it may seem cruel.
The logic of the rule cannot be beaten,
cause the meaning of life it to eat or be—(CHOMP)
out of nowhere a freaky snake had gobbled up the squirrel! What's even freakier is the snake seemed to be continuing the song!
the truth my friend was trying to speak is that the meaning of life is to eat or be-(CHOMP)
And now the snakes been eaten by a creepy bird!...which was now continuing the song!
Alas poor snake his life was fleeting for the meaning of life is to eat or be-(CHOMP)
And now the birds been eaten by a griffin!...who then continues to sing
If I may finish what the bird was tweeting, the meaning of life is to eat or be-(CHOMP)
A giant behemoth has now done in the griffin!
I'm sorry if our song just keeps repeating, but the meaning of life is eat or be-
The beast pauses mid-sentence and briefly looks around...
Huh, well I guess the biggest remains unhurt.
At which point he starts to lick his lips at the sight of the group
Which means I have time for dessert
which is how the group finds themselves running for their lives
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A.N. could someone contact the deviant artist Markmak or show me how to contact him? I'd like to talk to him, but the computer won't let me comment on deviantart.
Also I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot, maybe two-shot at most. That I might continue one day...but probably won't.
Brother can you spare a review?