Ryuk
Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note. I also don't own a car, but we can hope, can't we.
Ryuk was floating around aimlessly one afternoon, when suddenly, he came upon a baseball game. Curious, he watched for a while. Eventually, he came to the conclusion that the white thing they kept throwing around was a type of white apple. Obviously, that had to be true. What else could it be?
He was about to go and steal the white apple, when he realized that it seemed to be getting bigger.
The bigger it got, the more he realized that it wasn't getting bigger at all; it was getting closer. Before he could get out of the way, however, it reached the end of its flight, right on Ryuk's head.
When Ryuk finally woke up, he kept trying to eat the little juicy apples flying around his head, but, for some reason, they were too fast for him. They stayed there for a while, teasing him.
Those diabolical apples!
A/N Ok, I realize that Ryuk can't actually be hit by a baseball, but who really cares?