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I. Do. Not. Own. Naruto.
Ahh... This is nice. Laying in the tub, relaxing... I feel as if nothing can go wrong.
That is... until she came in.
"SAKURA!" She said as she busted the door open. I sighed, and looked at her.
"What do you want?" I asked, sounding annoyed. Which I was.
"Have you checked your facebook yet today? There's a sur~prise, waiting for youu~!" She sung the last part.
"I wasn't planning on going on facebook today." I said.
"WHAT? Why not!"
"Because I was just gonna totally relax today-"
"YOU BETTER GET YOUR BUTT ON FACEBOOK RIGHT NOW!"
"I don't want my butt on facebook. I'm not that kind of girl, Ino."
"That's not what I meant. But, now that you mention it, you have a nice butt, therefore, it should be on facebook." She giggled.
"That's gross, Ino."
"Hahaha! Anyway, just check FB today, okay? Okay." She said and walked out. I sighed.
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Once I got out of the tub, I put my robe on, and walked out to my computer. I pulled up the internet, and logged onto facebook.
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Facebook Status
Sasuke Uchiha went from being "single" to "in a relationship"
Naruto Uzumaki, Itachi Uchiha, Ino Yamanaka, and 4 others like this
Comments:
Naruto Uzumaki: Good job, man!
10 minutes ago
Itachi Uchiha: I hope she's ready to die when/if she breaks your heart.
7 minutes ago
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I stared at the screen. I didn't even care to look at the comments. In a relationship? With who? I smiled the best I can at the screen as I typed a comment.
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Facebook Status
Sasuke Uchiha went from being "single" to "in a relationship"
Naruto Uzumaki, Itachi Uchiha, Ino Yamanaka, and 4 others like this
Comments:
Naruto Uzumaki: Good job, man!
13 minutes ago
Itachi Uchiha: I hope she's ready to die when/if she breaks your heart.
10 minutes ago
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Sakura Haruno: Aww :) With who?
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Sasuke Uchiha: If I wanted you to know, I'd would've put "in a relationship with _" ;)
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Sakura Haruno: ...
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Now I have to know. 'Cause this girl is going down.
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Facebook Status
Sakura Haruno: Awuh yeah. ;)
Sakura Haruno took the "Cute, Sexy, or Ugly?" quiz, and got the result of, "Effing Sexyy."
You're sexy. Veeerrryyyy sexyyy.
Ino Yamanaka, Ten Ten, Rock Lee and 2 others like this
Comments:
Rock Lee: You are amazingly beautiful, Sakura!
4 minutes ago
Sasuke Uchiha: This quiz is wrong.
3 minutes ago
Sakura Haruno: Jealous? ;D
2 minutes ago
Sasuke Uchiha: Hell no. I could take this quiz any day, and get a better result.
2 minutes ago
Sakura Haruno: Try me. ;)
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Sasuke Uchiha: I will.
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I giggled as I stood up. Let's see what this bastard gets.
I walked into the kitchen, and screamed as I saw Ino sitting on the counter, drinking a juice box. She smiled at me, and waved.
"So whadda ya think?" She said as she put the juice box down.
"I think that bizotch is going down," I said with slight anger.
"Aww, yeah! That's my GIRL!" She shouted. I giggled, then looked back at my computer. I walked over to it, and saw that I had a notifacation. I clicked on it, and growled.
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Facebook Status
Sasuke Uchiha: You mad? ;) - with Sakura Haruno
Sasuke Uchiha took the "Cute, Sexy, or Ugly?" quiz, and got the result of, "HOLY EFFING SHEIT, YOU ARE EFFING SEEEXXXYYYYYY"
You need to take a break from being sexy, my dear. ITS TURNING ME ON.
Naruto Uzumaki, Itachi Uchiha, Hinata Hyuuga, Ten Ten and 13 others like this
Comments:
Sakura Haruno: WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY?
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Sasuke Uchiha: Tell me.
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Sakura Haruno: Tell you what?
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Sasuke Uchiha: Tell me that I was right, bitch. ;)
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Sakura Haruno: WHAT? IN YOUR DREAMS.
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Ten Ten: I love this quiz!
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That bastard! He thinks he can get away with this? I don't think so!
Game on, Uchiha.