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Ring, ring

Jigglypuff awoke with a start. She looked at the alarm clock. 3:00 AM. Who was calling at this time?

Ring, ring

She jumped to her feet, grabbed her Poké-Translator, and answered the phone.

"Bullets…" A voice said before hanging up the phone.

"Hello! Hello!" Jigglypuff said before finally hanging up the phone

What'd happened? She asked herself.

"…And then they just hung up!" Jigglypuff told Pikachu that morning as they walked on to try and catch the Mario vs. Luigi match.

"That's weird." Pikachu replied. "Bullets?"

Jigglypuff nodded.

"Pikachu!" Dr. Mario said as he walked by, "You're on guard duty. The Hands won't guard their own cells."

"Oh yeah!" Pikachu said as he turned around to head for Master Hand and Crazy Hand's dungeons. "I'll meet up with you later Jigglypuff!"

Jigglypuff continued heading for the stadium before hearing a noise in a nearby corridor.

"Who's there?" Jigglypuff asked as she walked aimlessly down the corridor.

"Hello Jigglypuff." A very familiar voice said. "You have the honour of being the first victim."

"Who are you?" Jigglypuff asked.

"The first target is always oblivious to his or her enemy. They are ignorant to the threat on their lives. They never survive the horror movie." The voice rambled.

Jigglypuff was about to run away before a figure fell from the ceiling and fired gunshot after gunshot at Jigglypuff's body. She had no chance of escape.

Geez, where was the washrooms? Roy asked himself as he wandered the mansion. He'd been searching for fifteen minutes. As he looked inside a room to identify it as an antique room, he groaned and went back into a hallway. He was the first to find Jigglypuffs body.

He down the hallway to see Jigglypuff's body splattered all over the walls. Roy was silent for a bit and then forgetting about what he was looking for, he ran away for the Stadium, one of the few places he could locate.

He ran in and simply said, "Jigglypuff's dead!"

Kirby, Falco, Marth, Peach, and Fox all turned around to face Roy from their seats.

"What happened?" Kirby said.

"I found her shot dead." Roy explained.

"Who would kill want to kill Jigglypuff?" Falco asked. Nobody really talked to her at all short of Kirby, Pichu, and Pikachu.

"You want me to go ask her?" Roy snapped as Mario and Luigi left from the Smash system.

"Good match!" Mario said. "I just barely won."

"Who the hell made a stage on speeding race cars from the future? Do they have any idea how hard it is to jump on the tops of those goddamn things" Luigi stated.

The Mario Bros saw the audience staring at Roy. "What's wrong?"

"It's Jigglypuff!"

"Holy crap!" Mario said after Roy had led him and the others to Jigglypuff's body.

Upon the sight of the body, Kirby had burst into tears.

"Wow! That was ruthless!" Fox said.

"Falco, Roy, go and get Pikachu he's at the dungeon, Luigi search for Pichu. And Fox, go find Game and Watch and ask him to clean up the blood. I'll stay here and consol Kirby."

Nobody questioned that. As Fox and Luigi ran off in the direction of the cafeteria, Roy and Falco went to the dungeons.

Mario walked over to Kirby. "We'll find the bastard who did this. They'll pay. You'll see!"

Kirby gulped. "I'll hold the funeral. I owe it to her. She was one of my best friends."

"Mario, Kirby…" Peach said as she pointed to the wall that Jigglypuff had been splattered against. Mario walked towards the spot that Peach was pointing at to see a word written in pen amongst the blood.

The word was "LOST"

"I like Candy, I like Money…" Crazy Hand sung as Pikachu sat in a corner watching the two hands.

Suddenly Roy and Falco burst in to face Pikachu.

"Hi guys!" Pikachu smiled.

"Pikachu, Jigglypuff is dead." Roy said. "She was shot dead by someone."

"Who…?" Pikachu started.

"We don't know!" Falco answered.

Pikachu began sobbing. It couldn't be true.

"You like candy, you like money…" Crazy hand continued singing.

"SHUT UP!" Pikachu screamed as he fired a shock of electricity at Crazy.

"We're so sorry." Roy stated.

Pikachu looked up from his tears. It was hard for Falco and Roy to see the cute little mouse in tears. "Bullets…" Pikachu mumbled amongst the sobs.

"We aren't sure, but I think that's what they used." Falco retorted.

In response to Falco's comment, Roy punched Falco in the face. "You think that this is funny? What if that'd been Fox? Would it still be funny then?" Roy snapped.

"I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that!" Falco replied.

"No… before I came down here, I'd met up with Jiggly. She told me that she'd gotten a call last night. Some strange voice said 'Death by Bullets' and than hung up on her." Pikachu explained.

Falco and Roy looked at each other. That sounded important.

"I'll keep guard on the hands." Falco said. "You can go with Roy to see Jigglypuff's body."

Pikachu looked up. "No… I won't be able to see that."

Fox and Luigi burst into the cafeteria. The familiar faces of Captain Falcon, Zelda, Pichu, Link, Ganondorf, and Game and Watch all looked up from their food. Fox and Luigi walked over to their respective

"Game, we have something we need you to do. Something horrible happened. Jigglypuff was shot dead a while ago. We need you to clean up the blood." Fox explained

"BEEP?" Game and Watch asked.

"We don't know." Fox answered

"Beep, beep…" Game asked suspiciously.

"You've got to clean it because you're the only one who has a mop and pail." Fox replied.

Fox looked over to see Luigi comforting a sobbing Pichu. The other four were staring at the scene of Pichu's sobs.

"Jigglypuff was murdered today." Luigi said to the four. "There're no suspects at the moment and some of us are currently investigating the death."

"And so the deaths start…" thought Link from his seat.

"So what do we all know?" Mario said as he and the rest of the Smashers held a conference.

"It was foul play. We know that." Luigi said.

"BEEP. BEEP." Added Game and Watch.

"Pikachu and the Hands are innocent." Dr. Mario said. "I saw Pikachu leaving Jigglypuff to guard the hands."

"There seems to be no known motive." Added Marth

"Jigglypuff had a strange phone call last night about her death." Roy said.

"And the word 'Lost' was inexplicitly written in the wall." continued Peach.

"And of course Jigglypuff is dead." DK added.

"Well thank you for stating the obvious." Samus snapped at the ape.

"Shut up both of you!" Ganondorf roared. "There is one way that we can find out who did this."

"How?" Fox asked.

"Through Link! Link is Young Link from the past. He has Young Link's memories. That means that he obviously knows who did it." Ganondorf replied. Everyone turned to Link who had been waiting in a corner.

"Link, who is doing this?" Mario asked.

"I cannot tell you!" replied Link.

"Oh, was Jigglypuff's death not gruesome enough for you?" Kirby snapped.

"I will not change time. I can't change the future without causing severe consequences." Link answered.

Kirby jumped from his seat and ran after Link. Ganondorf grabbed the puffball and prevented him from trying to kill Link.

"You knew about this the whole time. You could have saved her life. WHAT KIND OF A HERO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" screamed Kirby.

"Calm down Kirby." Mario stated.

"How would you feel if he had let Peach die? Or even your brother." Kirby screamed.

"I am a hero of Time. I am meant to keep time going as it should." Link answered. "And I will not interfere."

"You did it didn't you." Kirby stated. "That is no excuse to let her die."

"I will not answer that question." Link answered as he stood up to leave.

Everyone watched as Kirby kicked Ganondorf in the stomach. Out of shock, Ganondorf dropped the puffball. Kirby charged after Link. He jumped in the air and began strangling the Hero of Time.

Why is Link being such a dick? Who killed Jigglypuff? Who is next to die? What does LOST mean? Read on and continue.