{Karkat,Gamzee}
"Hey there, best friend." Someone breathed in his ear, hugging him from behind.
Karkat jumped in his seat, startled. His surprise was short-lasting, however, and it was quickly replaced by rage.
"FUCK! Gamzee, where have you been you idiot?" He snarled. "I looked for you everywhere and I couldn't find you!"
The clownish troll just smiled and plopped down on the floor next to his moirail's chair. It was now that said moirail noticed his current attire.
"...Gamzee."
"Yeah, Bro?"
"The fuck are you wearing?"
Gamzee grinned. "Miraculous motherfucking fairy clothes, my brother!"
"You look ridiculous," Karkat paused, scowling. "And your stupid ass clown paint is a wreck!"
He stood up, muttering angrily under his breath. He grabbed Gamzee's arm and hoisted him up to his feet. Gamzee followed him obediently as he headed for a transportalizer.
"Come one, shit-for-pan. You're getting cleaned up."
"Aw, shit. Thanks, Bro! Diamonds forever, dude."
He didn't need to look at Karkat's face to know it was now bright red.