This is one of those "demigods discover fanfiction" stories. This story tells about things that I don't like about and things that I LOVE about it. The awful stories are mine, I made them up while typing. This happens 5 years after TLH and Percy is back at the Greek camp. Hope you like it! :)
Connor and Travis Stoll sat in the Hermes cabin. For once, they were bored. They weren't happy or joyful or sad. They were plain bored. As in bored as Hades. They couldn't think of one single prank. They were all out and they had nothing to do. Until, Annabeth came barging into the Hermes cabin with Daedalus's laptop.
"Connor, Travis, are you two responsible for this?" Annabeth demanded. Connor and Travis looked at each other and then back at the spitting mad Annabeth.
"Responsible for what?" Travis asked. Annabeth brought the laptop closer to the brothers' faces.
"?" Connor read.
"What the Hades?" Travis said.
"Don't play dumb. I know you two are responsible for this website! You did it humiliate Percy and I, didn't you? Well I have news for you; I am reporting this to Chiron!"
"We didn't do that. We have no idea what 'fanfictions' are!"
"Yeah…what are they?"
"They're stories about us. Most of them are TERRIBLE!"
"Well, maybe we should tell the others about this '' of which you speak." Annabeth nodded at Connor's suggestion.
Connor and Travis got the gang together in the Hermes cabin. Katie, Piper, Jason, Leo, Lacy, Will, Clarisse, Nico, Grover, Rachel, Malcolm, Miranda, and Thalia were all crowded around Annabeth's laptop. They were staring in shock, anger, and humiliation at the website.
"There are stories about us?" Piper asked, looking at her boyfriend, Jason, confused.
"I guess so," Jason said, just as shocked.
"So…we're like famous or something? Cause if we're famous I want to Brad Pitt!" Leo exclaimed.
"Leo, you can't be Brad Pitt because Brad Pitt is Brad Pitt making Brad Pitt the only Brad Pitt," Lacy said. Leo stuck his tongue out at her.
"Are there any stories about me?" Clarisse asked, "If they're bad I'll kill the authors!"
"It looks like there are stories about all of us," Katie answered. She was staring the most intently at the laptop.
"Romance stories about me? But I'm a Hunter of Artemis. And me with Leo?" Thalia said, fuming.
"Thalia and me? Sure, I used to like her but now I have a girlfriend. Sooooo…I'm really hating this website," Leo said. Thalia nodded her head in agreement.
"This is ridiculous," Will snapped.
"This is dumb," Nico said.
"This is idiotic," Miranda said.
"ENCHILADAS!" Grover exclaimed, his eyes wild. The others looked at him like he was crazy.
"Now, calm down, guys. Annabeth has only read a few stories. Maybe they're all not so bad. Hey, Annabeth, which story did you read about me and Katie?" Travis asked. Katie blushed but kissed her boyfriend on the cheek.
"A story about you two?" Lacy asked, "OH…I HOPE IT'S A ROMANCE!"
"Is it good, Annabeth?" Katie asked.
"Mmm…not really. Let me find it…ah…here it is…it's titled 'Katie and her Love' and it's apparently about you and Travis being in a forbidden relationship. Unfortunately, it's not a 'one-shot' whatever the Hades that is and it has seven chapters," Annabeth answered. Katie and Travis groaned.
"Well, I guess since I don't have dyslexia, I'll read it," Piper said (AN: It's not mentioned in TLH that Piper has dyslexia, so Piper's reading). Piper cleared her throat and began to read.
It was a lovely autumn day at the kingdom of Roses. Princess Katie Gardner, the daughter of Queen Demeter, was picking flowers and singing to herself. She was wearing a pink princess dress with ruffles and gorgeous shoes. Her red hair flowed down her back.
"I'm not a princess and I'm definitely not a redhead!" Katie shrieked.
"WE CAN GET IT POPPIN'! WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST REDHEADS?" Rachel asked, her hands balling into fists.
"Rachel, I'm sure Katie doesn't want to 'get it poppin' so please let me finish the story," Piper said, calmly.
"Fine, but if she says one more offensive thing about redheads she'll be the Boulevard of Broken Dreams and I'll kill her In The End," Rachel said.
"Have you been hanging out with Thalia?" Grover asked.
"Yes, isn't it wonderful?" Thalia beamed.
"No, it's quite frightening," Grover answered.
"Oh, Princess Katie, my wonderful and beautiful love! Please come here, I wish to express my feelings of lovey dovey to you," Prince Travis of PranksVille called to the lovely Princess Katie.
"Prince Travis of PranksVille? Are you serious?" Travis said.
"Please, let me continue. The story might get better," Piper said.
"It doesn't," Annabeth stated.
"Oh."
Princess Katie smiled and skipped towards the handsome, powerful, intelligent, and strong Prince Travis.
"I'm starting to like this story," Travis said, cockily. Katie rolled her eyes at him.
Princess Katie and Prince Travis hugged each other. Prince Travis spun her off of the ground. Princess Katie laughed. They both kissed passionately.
"I have missed you so much, Princess Katie," Prince Travis said to her.
"But you saw me yesterday, Prince Travis," Princess Katie pointed out.
"I can't stand being away from you for even a second, my beautiful princess!"
"Oh, Prince Travis…that is so sweet…but alas, my prince. We cannot be together."
"Oh no!" Leo feigned shock and surprise.
"Why not, my princess?"
"My father wants me to marry Prince Jason Grace, the prince of Roman demigods and the powerful and handsome son of Zeus. But alas, he is not as handsome as you, Prince Travis."
"OKAY, HOLD UP!" Piper yelled.
"Oh no, she's about to rant," Leo said.
"FIRST OF ALL, NO ONE LOOKS BETTER THAN MY MAN AND ESPECIALLY NOT TRAVIS AND KATIE IS NOT GOING TO MARRY JASON! I AM! SO GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD!" Piper shrieked.
"Uh…Piper, who are you talking to?" Percy asked.
"THE AUTHOR OF THIS RIDICULOUS STORY, THAT'S WHO I AM TALKING TO!" Piper shouted/answered. She then stormed off (cause if she didn't she would smash Annabeth's laptop).
"Well, she's pissed," Thalia said.
"No, really?" Connor asked, sarcastically. Thalia punched Connor and smiled to herself.
"I guess I'll read," Jason said.
"I cannot let you marry Prince Jason."Princess Katie smiled, sadly.
"He'll kill you, my prince. Prince Jason is mean, ruthless, merciless, and does not care for anyone but himself."
"NOT TRUE!" Jason yelled.
"Jason, calm down. It's just fiction," Leo said. Jason folded his arms and pouted.
"I don't care, my gorgeous princess! I love you too much to abandon you! I will fight Jason and free you from this marriage being forced upon you!" Princess Katie smiled as Prince Travis stroked her face. She had hope now.
"The spelling and grammar was alright but the storyline was ridiculous and idiotic," Malcolm criticized.
"Hey, let's leave a comment," Travis suggested.
"I'll do it," Thalia volunteered.
"Thalia, you can't write anything mean. We don't want the author to go and suicide themselves," Miranda warned. Thalia rolled her eyes.
"Fine. It won't be mean to the author but it won't be pleasant as well," Thalia replied.
"Good enough for me," Miranda said. Thalia scrolled down on the laptop and clicked the review button. She typed in: Man, this was fucking awesome. This story makes we want to masturbate to it. Travis is so sexy in this story I want to masturbate to his words to sexy and hot Princess Katie. Please update soon. –
"Thalia, that was perverted," Percy said.
"Whatever, I made the author feel good. Now, let's read some of the comments," Thalia replied.
"How many are there?" Lacy asked.
"Six," Grover answered.
The reviews read:
Thalico4Evaa-Girl, this was awesome please update! :D
SexyNico-Awesome and cute
DaughterofAthena190- I guess it was alright.
GroverandJuniperLovaFanGirl-This story is amazing. You are a great author.
-SEXY! :D
-Awww..so cute. That's right, Prince Travis, fight for your girl!
"How can they like this story?" Annabeth asked. "And why is one of their usernames ''? I love Percy and only Percy!"
"Because they're idiots," Malcolm answered. "Now let's read another one. Hopefully a good one."
"Here's a Nico story," Clarisse said.
"A story about me?" Nico asked. He never thought anyone would write a story about him.
"It's called 'Nico Falls in Love With Maria Princess Sparkles Sapphire Love Beautiful Gorgeous'. Wow, long title," Clarisse replied.
i am nico diangelo the hawty son of Hades that everiy gurl falls in love with.
"The hottie son of Hades that every girl falls in love with?" Nico asked, his voice tainted with surprise.
i'm so hawt that da aproditee is jaylous. all of da boy r jaylous of my gud looks and ma indcridibl charm. but i never find the write gurl becuz dey r all shallow and don't care bout me just ma looks and ma wealth. they r also scared of ma daddy, hades. i was runing out of hope of finding a gud gurl that cares about me but that's wen i saw her. she was da hawttest girl i eva seen. her hair was long and butiful and she looked nice and so sexi i wanted to have sex with her. she was so hawt she could mak aproditee jaylous. i walked up to her and smiled and she smiled back.
hey, wow ya're butiful and i think i'm in luv with you, i said.
i think im in luv with ya too. i don't care dat u're hawt or dat u're dad is hades. i luv u for u, my dear, maria princess sparkles sapphire butiful gorgos said to me. i piked her up and spun her around. we lived hapily eva after and i was so happi that i found somebudy to luv.
da end
"Wow…just wow." Jason said.
"Who was this person's Language Arts teacher?" Leo asked. Annabeth rubbed her temples.
"Man, that story was so bad I think I might die," Annabeth said. Just then, the conch horn for dinnertime was blown. The demigods got up and headed for the mess hall, happy to be away from the dreaded
So what do you think? Love it? Hate it? Think it's okay? Review and tell me!
