1.
Last time on Total Drama Prep, it was the finals and Duncan and Heather were going head to head to decide who would walk off with the grand prize, although both fought hard in the end it was the least favorite player of just about everyone who pulled it all off. This season will be different, this season will be exciting, this season will be...Total! DRAMA! HOOUUUUUUUSSSSSSEEEEE!!!!!
Duncan stared at the two men as the video clip stopped, "You're shitting me?"
"We shit not," The man to the left said.
"Chris told us to have you pack the following items," He handed Duncan a list, "And to get on that van with us and we are to take you to the location of the next season of the Total Drama Series."
Duncan read the list, all basic stuff like bathroom supplies and clothes, he finally looked up and said, "You're shitting me?"
Chris dodged the plate Heather through, "Now, calm down Heather."
"You just told me you tricked me into 'donating' my winnings to help finance a new season of a show Idon't want to be a part of and now you want me to calm down?"
"You just need to breath a little," Chris said dodging a chair, "you get to compete to win it back."
"But I already won it you creep!" Heather picked up another chair, "Where's the fucking money shit head?"
"But I'm on my way to go see Duncan for a week, I can't really just-"
"Courtney, he'll be at the house," the suited man said sitting down on the couch across from Courtney and her parents.
"Yeah, but what makes you think I even want to compete?" Courtney frowned, "All the shows brought me was wounds from being stabbed in the back."
"Yes, but there is a $2 million reward, and the location is a posh mansion-"
"Posh mansion you say?"
"Dude, I'm totally up for more!" Geoff said looking away from Bridgette, "And I'm sure she's up for it as well, are ya Bridge?"
"Yeah, totally," the pair resumed their kissing activites.
"I don't know if our little Ezekiel is up for any more trauma from the outside world, doncha know?"
"But mom, their my friends!" Ezekiel said pleading with his mother as the suited intern looked around the cabin.
"Don't be rediculous Ezekiel," His father said putting down his fork with part of a moose steak on it, "You wouldn't know what a 'friend' is, eh?"
"But I want to go!"
"Alright, Ezekiel, you can go."
Chris got back into his limo and began wrapping his wounds, "Well, Heather should be fun this season."
Chef turned around in the driver seat, "Oh really? Is she mad about the money thing?"
"Why else would I have shards of crystal plates sticking out of my arm?"
"Well, she'll calm down."
"You think?"
"Not really."
"That's what I was afraid of."
Duncan sat in the back of the van, head phones over his ears. The loud music drowned out the noise of the guys in the front talking about something or another, but due to the music, Duncan was begining to nod off, and then he did. Only to be woken up when the van slammed to a stop, sending him flying to the front of the van. He took of the ar phones and looked at the clock, it was an hour behind what is was before he fell asleep.
"What?" Duncan rubbed his head where it had smashed onto the chair of the driver. The doors opened and Chris yelled, "Get up and shake the stink off ya!"
"What am I doing here?" Duncan asked still rubbing his head.
"Well, you're here to begin the newest season of the Total Drama Series, Total Drama House, come on I'll explain inside."
Chris and Duncan walked into the mansion that was at the end of the driveway that the Van sat in.
"So, this season takes place in a house?"
"Yup, funny story about how we got the money to buy the house, you know I'll tell you later."
"Welcome kids to the Total Drama House. Funny story about how we got the money to buy this place-"
"It's not funny at all!" Heather yelled from her seat in the back of the room, "He tricked me into-"
"I want to say the punchline!" Chris laughed, "I had her sign a fake contract that would allow me to use her money to buy this house." Chris began laughing, and Chef leaned in and began laughing too, "Ain't I the worst?"
"Yes," Eva growled.
"Well, first off I'm glad you are all back, you have the option to choose many reality shows thanks for supporting Chris McClean productions." Chris smiled.
"We didn't have a choice," Eva snarled, "You forced us because of our contracts."
"Oh, right..." Chris thought for a moment, "Either way it's nice to have you all back."
"It's nice to be back," Cody turned and smiled at Gwen.
"Gag me with a flamethrower," Gwen said rolling her eyes.
"So, this house will be your home for the summer, as in you can't leave the grounds unless I give you a special pass, or tell you you can. It's going to be pretty standard other wise, challenges, eliminations, executions, drama. You know the jist."
"Did he say...?" Bridgette said taking her lips off of Geoff's.
"Izzy doesn't fear death!" Izzy said leaping up.
"And Owen is just glad to be around Izzy," Owen said putting his arms around Izzy.
"Shut up and let me explain some more stuff, out back is a fire pit, that's the elimination area. At the elimination ceremonies you'll be given chocolate house keys, you don't get one you get taken to another house somewhere else in Canada. Any questions?"
"Um... Chance?" Lindsey raised her hand, "Do we have-"
"Do you have teams?" Chris laughed, "What kind of stupid... well, it is Lindsey. Yes, you have teams. Guys vs. Girls, can you figure that out or do I have to list the names?"
"We can figure it out," Heather said rolling her eyes.
"Is Tyler on my team?" Lindsey asked excitedly.
"Rat bastard Tyler," Ezekiel muttered.
"Alright, on the top floor are six rooms, five with two beds and one with one. Heather, for being the highest ranked girl last season gets the room to her self, Duncan get's the one guy room in the basement. The rest of your rooms have been assigned and you'll find the names of the two occupants on the doors. Any more questions?"
Lindsey's hand shot up again.
"Good to hear you all understand," Chris then pointed to the large pile of luggage by the door, "Now go get comfortable."
The kids all went and got their stuff, and then started heading to their respective stairs, Harold grabbed his bag and began walking down when Duncan grabbed his shoulder, "Wrong way Doris, the girls rooms are upstairs." Duncan, Geoff, and Trent laughed as they walked down.
"Jerks!"
Courtney's shoulders droppede as she walked into her room and saw the sign wasn't lying.
"Hey roomie," Gwen said from her bed, "you still mad about last mo-"
Courtney silently glared from the doorway.
"Yeah, that's what I was afraid of."
"Geoff! You're with Doris!" Duncan laughed pointing at the sign on one of the doors.
"Are you shitting me?" Geoff said dropping his bag.
"I shit not."
"Shit."
"I'm with Justin?" Noah said throwing his bag into the room.
"I hope you don't need a mirror in the morning, " Justin said walking by, because I need three hours of mirror time a morning."
"I have a dandruff laden mullet essentially, do I look like I take time to care about my apperance."
"No, you look like crap," Justin said walking over and doing his hair, "I just thought it'd be mean to assume."
The sun was down, and the kids all sat around the fire pit in the back yard of the house.
"Well, we're all settled in and ready to go, right?" Chris said opening a bag of marshmellows, and he began handing them out to the kids around the fire, "Eat up, and tonight sleep well, you'll need it... this summer is going to be a living Hell." Everyone laughed, "Seriously, I'm not joking."