Harry Potter and Lord Voldomort stood, face to face, wands out in front of them, circling each other
Harry Potter and Lord Voldomort stood, face to face, wands out in front of them, circling each other.
"You can't beat me this time, Potter" Voldomort said.
"Wanna bet? I bet I can!" said Harry.
"You cannot be serious-"
Both turned to the door, as if waiting for something.
"Where is he?" asked Voldomort.
"How should I know?" asked Harry.
"Well, he is closer to you then me!"
"So? That doesn't mean I know where he is!"
"Well, he better hurry up! I want to finish this Battle!"
"You mean lose" Harry snickered.
"Oh, Hush, you. I WILL WIN! MUHAHAHAHAHA cough, cough-" Voldomort was cut off when he started to wheeze.
"Can't even laugh like an evil dark lord." Harry snickered.
"I have asthma, so sue me! Can you believe wizards haven't found a cure for it yet? This is why I want to take over the world. Or England. Or both. England is part of the world." Voldomort confessed.
Harry and Voldomort faced each other, wands at the ready, waiting.
"Where is he? If he doesn't come soon, I am going to miss tea at Lucies! I'll never get there by four!!"
"Tea?" Harry sniggered again. Voldomort glared at him. "Can't we, you know, throw some spells at each other? We don't have to hit, but I'm bored! Can we blow stuff up? That is always fun. Did you know, if you mix brake fluid and Clorox, you get smoke? We should do that!" Harry said.
"What is Clorox? And brake fluid? Are these muggle things? I won't use muggle things!! And I also think it is against the rules to send spells at each other. Even if they miss." Voldomort stated.
"What rules?" Harry asked. "There aren't rules!"
"Yes, there are!"
"No, there aren't! Where?"
"The rules aren't written!"
"So? There are still rules!"
"You are nuts!"
" I thought we knew that already!"
"Nuts. Isn't that a funny word? Nuts, nuts, nuts, nutsnuts! He he" Harry kept saying "nuts". There was no stopping him!
"I'm crazy? You're crazy!"
"Come on, say it with me. Nuts nutsnutsnuts!"
"Nuts Nuts. Nuts. Nuts. This is kind of fun!"
And so, an hour later, when the man they were waiting for came, he found the archenemies yelling "Nuts" together at the top of their lungs.
"I'M HERE!" He yelled.
"Finally. I think Potter is nuts, by the way."
Both Voldomort and Harry sniggered.
"What took you so long? We've been waiting for hours! I had to wait with him!" Harry jabbed a finger at Voldomort.
"You didn't seem so mad before. In fact, you two seemed….Chummy."
"Tell anyone, and your dead!" Voldomort threatened, "I have an image!"
"Sorry, to burst your bubble, but I'm already dead." Said the guy Harry and Voldomort where waiting for.
"what took you so long?" asked Harry
"Work is busy. Way to many fanfictions with this for my liking. And I'm dead. It is really hard to convince Death to let you go! But he knows I have a job to do. That, and he doesn't want me playing more pranks on him. He thinks if he splits us up, it will help!" By the end, he was talking to himself."Can you say what you said before? When I was not here, but supposed to be here?"
"Sure" Harry and Voldomort said, simultaneously. They both got into position, while the man went out the door.
Harry Potter and Lord Voldomort stood, face to face, wands out in front of them, circling each other.
"You can't beat me this time, Potter" Voldomort said.
"Wanna bet? I bet I can!" said Harry.
"You cannot be serious-"
The door burst open, and the man (who, as you have figured out long ago was Sirius) said " NO, I'M SIRIUS!!"
"We know that!" sneered Voldomort.
"Finally! Bye Sirius!" said Harry, as he dodged a spell from Voldomort's wand.
And Sirius ran off, called by other fanfictions with this awesomely funny cliché.