This is my story. Like it or hate it, I made it and I decided to post it. Yes, at times, this story makes Percy and many other characters seem stupid, but I think it adds to the humor so it should be OK. It takes place right after the fifth book, and I tried to write it like the books.

Disclaimer: I'm no Rick Riordan.
I do the best I can, but it's my work. Once you read it, you'll know.

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

The Titan's Stand

Tyson approached me in his tie-dyed t- shirt, which I was sure I told him not to wear outside school. But he told me he liked the "pretty colors". Typical Tyson. He gave me a huge hug that just about cracked my ribs. I expected it, but it still took the air out of me.

"Yay! Big brother!" he clapped his hands. He was actually my half brother, but I just said, "Ya, it's me."

"Brother, I saw Rainbow!" As he said this, Tyson's single brown eye lit up.

"Cool." I remembered the hippocampus that had helped us on a journey a few years ago.

Tyson nodded, "He is helping repair Daddy's castle."

"Just like us. Maybe we'll see him."

"Yay! Just like old times!"

"Well, not exactly." Kronos was definitely gone… at least for a while.

Hey- wait. We could do more repairs if we didn't take so long on one place. Why couldn't Poseidon use his Olympian powers to redo this himself?

"Tyson, can't dad just wave his hand or something and rebuild the whole palace?"

"No… magical damage. Daddy must be careful."

"Yeah. I knew that." I know, it sounds like a stupid thing to say, but this was Tyson, and as long as I said it, it was brilliant.

Speaking of brilliant, I looked around me. Even though it was destroyed, my dad's castle was awesome. Dolphins, clownfish, and sharks were swimming around helping repair, but there were also ancient Greek creatures such as the Cyclopes, like Tyson, the hippocampi, and Bessie the ophiotaurus.

Bessie is a sea cow. No, not the manatee. His top half is literally a brown calf. Then the rest is basically a snaky tail with brown scales. He has big sad brown eyes. Anyone who kills him and burns his… cow guts… in a specific fire has power to defeat the gods. He used to stay on Olympus in a sphere of water, but the gods decided it was fine for him to leave sometimes, as long as he was under the care of an Olympian. Most likely Poseidon.

He swam over to me. His first wise words were "Mooo." His eyes were the same as any other cow's, but bigger.

"Hey, Bessie."

"Moo." He was probably telling me that his name wasn't Bessie.

"Hey, I know your name, but Bessie is way cooler. It's your nick name, man."

He gave me this blank look and there was a dead silence.

Oh, forget it. But I named him Bessie because at the time when I didn't know what it was, it seemed like a great cow name. Though I did think he was a girl at first. We can't all be perfect, OK?

"Perseus Jackson."

I turned automatically at the sound of my full name. It was a merman. He had green skin with blue hair.

"Uh… ya?"

"Lord Poseidon would like to speak to you. You must follow me to meet him."

I went hesitantly. Let me tell you something: the inside of the palace is even more impressive than the outside. It was only my first time in, but I would never forget it.

Of course with the past war, a few walls were busted in, but the thing was pretty sturdy, and the most damage was in the back anyway. The first room we came to was small with no ceiling. It had living ocean sprawled across the walls, which were coral. Jellyfish lined the walls, and they provided light because they were glowing. And coming through the doorway was none other than-

"Hermes?"

he waved, and I guess that was because he was in scuba gear, and just saying 'hi' could get kind of awkward . The merman bowed in regard of the god, so I hurried to follow his lead.

"What are you doing here?" I inquired skeptically. Hermes stared me down in a very stern and godly way.

"Huh?"

Now the god looked like he was ready to turn me into a rat and feed me to his snake George.

"What?" I was getting pretty aggitated. He pointed to his scuba mask and I finally got Hermes' message.

"Ohh…"

The merman spoke up, "Hermes has personally delivered a message to Lord Poseidon because the Great Sea God does not own a cell phone." He was fighting a smile.

I looked at Hermes to confirm this, and he gave me thumbs up.

"We must hurry." The merman's intense eyes fixed on mine. We swam through various rooms, each more fascinating than the last, into the grand throne room.

The vast walls were completely lined with pearls, which reflected rainbows onto the floor of white sand. The ceiling was a dome of seashells. There was three thrones occupied in the back of the room made of sea stars overlapping each other. In the middle was my father in his godly form; his messy black hair fell across his forehead. To my left, there was a different merman beside Poseidon, but he looked older and wiser than the other mermen, with two tails. On the other side, there was what looked like an ordinary dolphin, but I knew it had the ability to speak aloud.

I kneeled at the foot of his throne, "Um… Hi, Dad."