Chapter 1
Rich Man Poor Man
Summary: change of features can lead to a change of character. The entire Fruits Basket bunch go through massive changed, for the fun of it.
A/N: Swearing and references, read at your own discretion
Of course there wasn't only competition in the D class, There was competition between the D class and all the other classes.
The D class were pretty lucky, they had Uo and Hana to save the day, however they also had Kyo…
"We challenge you to a game of Rich Man Poor Man!"
"Sure, dweebs, there isn't a game we couldn't beat you in…" Uo said tilting her head and sending a look to her underlings.
"Your really tight, bitch" Argued the patched haired youth challenging the yank with his fist at the ready.
Her head ticked off. "Just because you-'"
"Lets let the game do the talking" Hana interjected holding up a deck of cards.
"Hana-Chan its almost too scary how you can make a deck of cards look like a set of steel ninja stars." Said Momo smiling with a drop of perspiration.
"yeah.." everyone agreed stepping away and hiding their faces.
"Yeah game on!" Hatsuharu yelled leaning over the stressed table, there were only six people left.
Uo, who scared all her opponents to death and kept some slippy tricks literally up her sleeve.
Hana, who psyched everyone out and pulled the most amazing cards.
Yuki, who though usually very charming, beat everyone with mysterious wit.
Kyo, who screamed and stomped until he was able to battle the Yankee.
And last of all Tohru, who timidly, and clumsily tripped and hurtled her way into the final match.
Oh and lets not forget Hatsuharu, no explanation for why he's here- "Damn Yuki your going to look hot in my hair!"
Of course in true youthful fashion a wager was made.
"A deal dammit," yelled the Cat, hair threatening. "why can't you do anything without an ulterior motive.
Previously~~
"Yeah would you like to play?" Tohru said cocking her head and bending her stature to look at the class sideways, a strange habit she seemed to posses.
"Why would i want to play a dumb kids game~" "Sure why not!" Momo said pushing his chair out and incidentally tipping Haru's chair to the will of gravity.
"Oh Momo your so cute!" Tohru said cooing over her growing friends cousin.
"Wait, don't deal yet," Haru said emerging with twin bumps on top of his head, "Lets make a deal, losers have to dye their hair by the winners choosing." He said watching as none other than the Prince walked by followed by his cohort of fangirls.
"What? I don't know… Im sure the others would play, but isn't that a bit much?" Tohru said imagining the responses her classmates would have to the request.
"Oh come on Tohru its just a request, besides I'm sure the others would back out if they wanted too!" Mom said escorting Tohru to her own classroom.
"Oh well… sure, if you say so." Tohru said walking with Momo around the corner.
"Now for total acceptation," Haru slyly snickered twin horns replacing the raised bumps.
Present~~
"You scared pussy-cat," The dark faced bull teased prodding the melodrat on,
"You wish asshole!" he spat back looking down at his hand with uncanny concentration.
"Can you not leave that talk out of school," sighed Yuki placing down a card and looking over at the two.
Uo smirked placing down a triple, "Its not like that phony gangster can win, he's outnumbered 1 to 5, he's just having a cow!"
"What did you say, Yank!" he said a dark purple aura crawling out of thin air.
"Now guys~" Tohru's chirpy voice beckoned.
"You heard me!" A slam could be heard from the blondes seat.
"Revolution." Hana said placing down her cards.
"What the heck, you spaz!" Haru yelled.
"Hahahahaha," the noise came from none other than Kyo himself.
"Reverse revolution…!" his eyes spun crazily as he placed his cards down.
'You Idiot!' Everyone thought stabbing needles into him, mentally.
"You lose guys," Haru said dishing his deck.
"So what colour?" Everyone yelled at the bored uncompetitive competitor.
'Oh i thought that was a joke.." squealed Tohru falling back a little too dizzy.
"You wish princess," Haru said twirling the down cold Tohru's hair around his pinky finger.
"You stay away from her!" Both of her heroes yelled pulling her a safe distance away.
"Did you think this through?" Hana asked sitting opposite the crowd with impeccable posture.
"Ah!" Haru exclaimed in the same oxymoronic fashion. "We'll draw names out of a hat, and whoever's name you pick you have to dye your hair like."
It resounded like such an emotion-less monologue, no one could really understand what on earth was real, It really seemed like a fainters dream.
"So!" Momo said pulling out an extraordinarily deep top-hat and a wand.
"Please write your names ladies and gents and drop them in the hat!" he said waving his hands.
The teacher could almost say it was sad that the quietest minute to date was that of when the sorrowful losers pens could be heard as they scribed their identities off on a scrap pf paper.
"Tohru's still unconscious, do you think we can spare her?" Uo whispered over to Hanajima hiding her lips from view of the rest of the losers, and particularly the winner.
"Hm," Hanajima said resting her hands for a moment and tuning into the future electric signals surrounding her. "I know this will be hard, but we must let it happen."
As if it was written by the creators, Hana scribed 'Tohru' in elegant fonts onto another poor piece of paper, which joined the other seven names within the hat.
'Why did you add your's Haru, and you Momiji?" Yuki said watching the two suspiciously.
Their hands retracted from the hat a little before Momiji in characteristic honesty plainly stated:
"So that we have more colours, like a rainbow!" to which at least 3 hands face palmed in restraint.
"Pick a piece, any piece!" Momo sang prancing around the class room full of desks.
"Tohru! You first!" He said shunning the rest.
"Ohhhh no you don't, Tohru goes last!" Eaton said menacingly. 'That way, she has the least chance of getting some absurd colour, like bullshit's over there" She said pointing her thumb to the neutrally surprised cow-headed boy.
"Well at least i can perform a trick for her!" Momo said pulling a yellow bunny out of the hat which the newly revived tohru squealed and cooed at.
The hat was passed around, which Uo swiftly swapped her 'bull' name (which she had checked to make sure) with and the group opened their folded pieces.
"Yell out your names, the named called has to yell theirs out, like cat call!" Haru said with a smirk and spirit, honestly that boy was bi-polar in his actions.
"Hana" Yelled Uo with fire
"Momiji" Hana whispered.
"Umm, i don't have one.." Momiji said, feeling as if he ruined the game.
"Lets see Kyo's," Haru directed evilly.
"Huh me? Kyo said looking down at the folded sheetlet. "What the1 Yuki Sohma!? YOU RAT!" he stood up and yelled at the calm composed Yuki.
'Hatsuharu." Yuki said tiredly looking at the cow cheat who placed multiple pieces in the hat.
"Tohru what did you get?" Hastuhru said, glint in his eyes.
Tohru, dazed by her new buddy 'Small Momiji', had not opened her piece until her name was called.
"Uhm,.." She said looking down. "Kyo?"