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Hello! :) So basically, this is a short little fic I threw together when I was REALLY bored! It probably sucks but, I absolutely adore Stranger Things and Season 2 was sooooo good! My favorite part of it was the Mileven reunion and Steve Harrington transforming into a nervous mom of four! So yeah, this fic is just a little snip-it of Steve meeting Eleven (or is it Jane now) and him being their babysitter! (possibly might become a series?) Its only rated T because of the language! Enjoy!

Steve had only recently discovered the truth about the so called Eleven. Sure, he new about Demogorgon's and corrupt scientist operatives, but a little girl who could kill with a very thought, that was new. In fact, it was the most shocking thing he had ever seen, and he had seen a lot in the last year. However, to his unfortunate curiosity, Eleven was only really a mystery to him.

Because of this, Dustin was getting incredibly annoyed with Steve's constant questions about her. So, to fix that, Dustin had arranged a formal meeting. So now, on a party filled Friday night, Steve found himself in the Wheelers dingy basement surrounded by sweaty tweens. As he fiddled with the loose threading on the couch, the short haired badass entered his vision.

"Hello." Steve sat uncomfortably on the edge of his seat, slightly terrified at the 5-foot predator in front of him. "I'm Steve." With the most amount of caution, he gently extended his hand to shake hers, careful not to make any quick movements. "Its nice to meet you."

"Hello Steve." Her voice was eerily quiet and every two seconds she looked to Mike for guidance. With an assuring nod from the little Wheeler, she continued. "I'm Jane."

Steve blinked several times, his mind wiped clear of thought. What should he say? "So... your um…. you can move stuff with your mind?" He winced at his awkward appeal. He was the king of smooth, and right now he sounded like every yoda loving nerd he'd made fun of.

She nodded slowly. "Can you show me?" She once again turned to Mike, watching as he gave her the okay.

Steve gazed at the girl as she began to stare directly at him. In a prevailing mixture of amazement and fear, Steve witnessed the unnerving feeling of his body beginning to float. "WHAT THE HELL!"

Dustin's mocking laughter filled his ears as he continued to scream like a little girl. "PLEASE PUT ME DOWN!" With that, she dropped him to the floor. "Um...thanks kid." Steve rubbed his back and glared at his curly haired companion as he continued to laugh his head off.

"You" Dustin tried to control his heavy breathing, "You should have seen your face!"

He screeched in horror, as he re-enacted Steve's not so glamorous reaction to mind control.

"Ya...well you try floating in the air!" he stood onto his feet and turned his attention to Jane. The young girl now had a tiny trickle of blood streaming from her nose "How do you do it?"

"I just focus." Steve wasn't to pleased with the explanation, but he decided not to press her, considering what she was capable of.

Jane turned to Mike, as he tenderly wiped the blood from her face. The sincere gesture and obvious love they shared, sent a jolt of jealousy through Steve. Regardless of the amount of times he tried, he couldn't help but still love Nancy. Sure, she had ripped his heart out of his chest and stomped on it, but he still missed her. As he began to feel his emotions crumbling, he remembered that he had a job to do.

Changing the mood, the previously known jock, entered soccer-mom mode. "Alright you little derps, listen up! Since tonight is the banquet and all of your parents are going and getting wasted, I'm your caretaker!"

"You mean our babysitter." Dustin giggled as he made kissy faces.

"Ya, you think that's funny, dipshit? It means you are all too much of idiots to survive one night on your own!" Dramatically placing his hands on his hips like a 1950s housewife, he continued. "I'm going to make dinner (meaning he was going to grab any leftovers he could find, and nuke them in the Wheelers fancy microwave) and you guys are gonna wash up. Understood?"

"Yes mom." They all said together as they made their way to the bathroom.

"Don't you dipshits sass me!"

With a sense of pride and purpose, Steve made his way to the kitchen, ready to make the laziest meal he could.

"Ahahaha Dustin stop!" Feeling his heart warm and his relationship crisis subside, he listened to the soft laughter of the kids. He couldn't help but smile, he really was sucker for the little dorks.