With this collar, Zootopia welcomes you,
And the things that you may do,
We hope that all your dreams come true,
To the success, you'll soon be reaping.
Mammals share a simple view,
That our lives can be made anew,
For the many, not the few,
Is the goal that we are seeking.
With this collar, Zootopia celebrates you,
Though the shock is a mere tool,
A proven method, tried and true,
To soothe you while you're sleeping.
The thought shouldn't make you feel blue,
It allows preds to join in too,
The pain is just reminding you,
When your resolve is weakening.
With this collar, Zootopia accepts you,
It keeps you firmly within our rule,
To change it would require a fool,
The order we are keeping.
Every prey within our purview,
From the tallest giraffe to the smallest shrew,
Must all be protected from you,
And the evil that preds are rearing.
With this collar, Zootopia welcomes you,
And the things that you may do,
We hope that all your dreams come true,
While society is weeping.