Before you continue reading you must first understand that this entire thing is simply a joke. If you don't like this kind of humor then instead of complaining, stop reading right now. Thank you.
AN: Dis is de best fanfiction evar. It take me a hole day to make dis mastarpiece. You should luv it or I well kill meself. Don be mean cause u is a bitch f you ar! Ples subscrible too me beauty and tell evarone that it is goob and touching. Again, f u don, I well kill meself bad. Luv me ples!
Sonic was runnin fast cuz he was bored and shit. He was goin super fast like a Ferrari, only he was faster.
Outta nowhere, Amy popped up, cuz she does that sometimes. Wait Sonic, her said. She likes Sonic cuz Sonic is kinda hot I guess. No Amy I gotta go fast cuz I can!
K, Sonic I is pregnant!She said sadness.
Oh Shat Amy, we gonna be some sexy parents! Lol
K.
K.
Sonic I doesn't cannot luv you no more! Go away.
Sonic waz sad. Why Amy?
Cuz you won't luv me no more.
K.
You no more sexy time: be more sexy and mebe I well luv you again.
K, Sonic sad before runnin away crying. He waz pretty sad right now. He wish he was more smexy. I am very sad right new. I want to dye! He sad calmly. Sanic grab gun as black as night and put too his head. Gooby world!
No Sanic, I luvs you I gus!Whispered a soft and unfamiliar voice. Waz Tawagato (which mein Shit in Japan cuz I so Fuking smert), Shadow's long lost brother. He de most powerful of all dem. He es better dan Shadow an can use chaos control by snapping cuz dat be kool. We gonna be sexy cuz de plot neds et
AN: You better wuv Tawagato cuz he my bestest creation! I drew soo many cool pictares of him! He is better dan you. F you don like him din you should dye! Don be a bad person!
No tawagato, I wuv Amy!
Amy a bitch.
She preg-preg. No want me bod no more!
No, I wan yo bod!
K,Sonic sad submersavly. He touch Tawagato's hairy chest an dat make Tawagato pregnant cuz dat's how et work! I make evarones preg-preg! It should dye!
K, Tawagato laughed cuz funny.
Tails: What the hell was that?
Sonic: Sticks must've drugged Toast again.
Tails: That's probably accurate… is this cannon?
Sonic: Hell no! I'd never go to third base with Amy!
Amy: *cries*
Tails: Well thank God!
Obama: *Smiles at screen* If y'all want an actually competent story then head on over to Toast's main fanfic, The Everyday Lives of Sonic and Tails! It's fresh!
Tails: And has been on a fucking hiatus for too damn long!
Sonic: That's no good!