*DISCLAMER: I AM ONLY WRITING A STORY SO DON'T SUE ME! IF YOU BRING ME TO COURT I'LL BLOW YOU'RE FLIPPIN NUT-SAC OFF!!!!!!
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IBIS ISLAND BLOWS ITS TOP.
"Hey Rick, do raptors like Dino Munchies, or Dino Feet Treats?" Asked a very screwed Regina, who was surounded by about 100,000,000 raptors and she had no weapons, but two bags of dino food, make that three if ya count Regi.
Meanwhile in the control room Rick is sleeping like a baby with all the islands guns, ammo, and nukes. "Rick!!!!! Help gurgle gurgle, munch munch crunch A raptor picks up Regi's com. watch and says "Roar, I like Regi Treats, so buy them today or I'll eat ya."
"Annnnnndddd cut." Yelled the director, whose name is Edward Kirk. "That was brilliant Regi! Ummm Regi?" Kirk looked at the pool of blood under what was left of Regina. "Back to the Third Energy Lab! Hey Gail don't forget Regina's body, um whats left of it any way.
So Gail looks at Regi's body, then to the left of it, there appears to by a bag of Dino Munchies, so a stupid blond named Gail picked up the Dino Munchies and told the raptors "Enjoy your Regi Treats!" and walks off smiling.
Back at the lab... "Where the hell is Gail??!! He should've been here an hour ago!"
Back in the controll room hall, "I lost my body 'cuz I drank some shoddy, so now I'm so high I can flyyyyyyyyyy" sang the 100,000,000 raptors along with Gail.
Back at the control room... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ " where's the flyin pony?" Rick asked stupidly when he awoke.
We now see Kirk looking into a crystal ball waching DBZ. "Go Krillin kick that pink pigs ass! Go Krillin Go Krillin it's yo birthday it's yo b-day GOOOOOO Krillin!" Kirk pulled out the intercom and said "will the real slim shady please stand up?" And in pops Eminem sayin "YO ya singin it wrong, so sing the real song, it goes like this (please put in your Eminem C.D.' the marshal mathers lp' and lissin to the real slim shady.)
Gail and Rick pop in screaming like girls at a N*sync concert. "Ohhh my god its Emmi!" "I luv ya Emminem"
While all this is happening Kirk is loading his Desert Eagle, mumbling f**kin teens.
Next thing you know, theres Gailtreats and fruitpunch. "I hate rap" cursed Kirk.
"Holly poo" screamed a very girl like Eminem. "My mom is calling me! Coming mom!" authors note: I hate Eminem, so I'm going to bash him so much during this story he'll be an even bigger moma's boy!