Something Walt Disney shouldn't see...
By Moon Dragon

Notes: You know how permanent markers give off some kinda toxic smell?
Well, I got high on it and here's the results!
Warnings: EXTREME STUPIDNESS and *YOAI* *hints of Relena bashing*
Disclaimers: I don't own Gundam Wing and I typed out where the original
songs are from. All from Walt Disney of course.
PSNote: The song below had a section erased because it's too LONG
and I'm lazy to find new words for it...

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"Under the Sea" from The Little Mermaid
"Heero's Spandex" a Heero song

Everyone still always wonder
Heero's gun out from no where
Heero is always just prepared
One mistake, the gun's at you

But there is a common theory
Right here in the author's mind
Such a wonderful invention
We just call it spandex space

Heero's Spandex, Heero's Spandex!
Heero just loves it
Nothing replaces it. Take it from me
Whatever he needs it's right there
Up in the cold he wears it too
While he self-destructs, Not a scratch on there
Heero's Spandex!

Down in there where all his guns are
Full of bullets and ready
Without it he ain't happy
He's mad 'cause Duo steals it

But Duo this time is lucky
Alive from a worser fate
He bargains with angry Heero
The bargain is classified

Heero's Spandex, Heero's spandex!
Nothing scratch it, tear it
or shreded from destruction!
It's what Heero just loves to wear
Heero's spandex unique and rare
He got no troubles with his gun handy

Heero's spandex, Heero's spandex
Since life is sweet now
We got the beat here naturally
Even Lady Une and Wufei
They get the urge 'n' start to play
We got the spirit, you got to hear it
Heero's Spandex

Heero's spandex, Heero's spandex!
When Heero sets off an explosion It's music to him
What does he got, a lot of guns
Setting off in a Relena hunt

Each little bang here know that he shoots there
Heero's spandex
Each little trouble
Swappin' a gun from Heero's spandex

Each little beats here know how to annoy
That's why he's looking at me like butter
Ya, I'm not in luck, down to hell for me
Heero's Spandex!

Heero's Spandex!
Heero's Spandex!

BANG! *music stops*

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