This is my new story! In this one, the Naruto world is part of ours, but it's just an island over by japan or something, okay? Good! Enjoy it.
A New Generation of Akatsuki
Chapter 1
Lately...I feel as though someone is watching me...
~One year ago~
"Quiet!" Pein's voice boomed throughout the room. Everyone stopped talking to each other to turn to him. "I have a mission. It's for all...well, most of you." he faced the Akatsuki, scanning each's expression. "Every one of you but Sasori, Hidan, Itachi, and Deidara, you are dismissed."
They nodded and did as they were told. They stood to their feet without a word, and left the room in silence. The only one's left in front of him were the four told to stay. Pein coughed to clear his throat.
"I have a secret mission for the five of us." They were taken by surprise. The leader himself was in on this. "This mission may, or may not be easy for us...and it will take quite a while."
"Well, what the fuck are we doing?" Hidan asked, already impatient. Pein shot him a look that made him sink in his chair.
"I've realized that eventually...the Akatsuki...will die out." he said slowly. Hidan sat up and opened his mouth to say something. Again, silenced by Pein's stare. "Yes, yes, Hidan. You're immortal. We know." Hidan folded his arms. "If we all die, there's no one to take our place and continue what we've started." they nodded. "So, to keep this from happening, we must create a new generation of Akatsuki!"
Deidara thought about this for a minute, then his eyes went wide. "Wait, you don't mean we have to..." Pein nodded.
"That's right, reproduce. But, you can't just knock up the first girl you see." he continued.
Hidan groaned. "Why the fuck nooot?"
"Shut up, Hidan, hmmm. This is serious." Deidara said.
"Because you need to make sure she falls in love with you!" Pein shouted over the squabble.
"What? Why?" Deidara was confused.
"Because, if she doesn't love you, she'll leave or get an abortion." Itachi said something for the first time in the meeting.
"What if she's not a kunoichi?" Sasori questioned.
Pein thought it over for a while. "Actually, I think it would be better if she wasn't." he responded. "If they aren't a ninja, they're weak, and they couldn't fight us if they tried."
Deidara was, again, confused. "Wait, what are we supposed to do, walk up to some girl and say 'Hey, you're hot, let's make babies.'?"
Pein shrugged. "How you approach them is your choice."
"Wait, what do we have to do, again? I'm confused!" Deidara asked quite stupidly. Pein facepalmed.
"Go find yourselves a pretty girl, who's not a ninja." He said slowly.
"Oh! Okay!" Deidara grinned.
Pein sighed. "We will begin phase one tomorrow."
"What the fuck is phase one?" Hidan asked.
Pein tried so hard not to get mad. Instead, he simply lowered his head and massaged his temples.
"Phase one is just finding a girl, making her like you, and bringing her back here." he told them.
"Bring her back here? What if we can't get her to?" Itachi asked.
Pein thought for a while. "I see...maybe you should just wait until she asks to "go to your place'."
"But what if-" Sasori started, but was cut off by Pein.
"You know what, forget it, just find your girl and report back to me, and I'll tell you the next phase after that." Everyone nodded.
"Alright, dismissed." Pein announced. Everyone left.
Sorry it's short! I hope you liked the first chapter. Please review!