Konninchiwa, minna, it's me, KoK, back with another psycho fic!
Disclaimer: Me no own FY, FF.N, TT, or ME! Wait, I do own me.
Warning: This ends on a cliffhanging note because I don't know if I'll finish it or not. Kinda depends on whether people review or not. And BTW, I capitalize things as opposed to putting them in italics. I don't like italics.
Fanfiction.Net - Chapter One
"Why do all the fanfics bash me and not you?" my twin complained.
I couldn't resist. "Because I'm obviously the smarter, cuter, and more appealing as a subject of stories," I replied
"Hey!" Otouto said.
"Gomen ne, otouto. It's just, you're so easy to tease. And the look on your face right now is just priceless!" I knew I shouldn't push it, but I couldn't help it. He WAS so easy to tease. I caught a glare and was instantly contrite. "Otouto! You know I love you, right? I won't tease you any more. You're the best otouto in the world!"
"Arigatou, aniki," he said, still looking somewhat pouty.
"Ne," I said, "If you want, we can write a flame letter and say you deserve a bigger part, hai?"
"Sure," he replied, brightening a bit, "Then can we go see Yui-sama?"
"I sup-pose."
"C'mon. Your girlfriend'll be there too."
My girlfriend.
My girlfriend was a bit strange. She and Yui always hung out together. Her name was KoKourin, surprisingly like my seishi symbol, "Ko". (AN: **authoress coughs** Other people have done self-insertions, right? I'm just following in the nation's footsteps!)
"OK." I started to write the letter. "Flame on: My otouto did not get nearly enough in this fic. When he did come in he was being bashed. If you could refrain from this in the future, I would be most grateful. However, I enjoyed the rest of the fic. Signed, Bu Koutoko."
"Aniikiiii! That's no way to write a flame! You're too polite; you need to tell them they're WRONG! 'How could you be so cruel? You were completely mean and nasty to my otouto in this fic! I hate you, and I'll never read anything by you again! Signed, someone who hates you.'"
"No! You can't write a flame like that! That's way too impolite!"
It took about half an hour before we were finally agreed on the flame and sent it. Then I called the girls at Yui's house
"Moshimoshi?"
"Yui-chan?"
"Koutoko? Hi!"
"Kondonwa. Would you like to go on a double date?"
"Sure! I take it you're asking KoK?"
"Hai."
"Just a minute." I heard her off the phone, relaying the conversation to KoK, who answered in the affirmative. "She says great."
"OK! We'll be over to pick you up in about five minutes."
"Alright. Ja."
"Ja ne." I hung up. "Ok, otouto, let's go."
I backed the car successfully out of the garage, a first. Poor 'kaa-san had done a lot of repairs since I learned to drive.
"Wow, we didn't even get a scratch! I don't believe it!"
"Urusai, twinsie."
"Baka ga."
I grinned.
Five minutes later we arrived at Yui's house. The girls were waiting, and we drove to the city park. After that we went to the library. We walked up to the room that we had first some out of, when for some really strange reason WE were the only people besides Taka to be reborn from Shi Jin Ten Chi Sho. As we looked at the book that had caused all this, we suddenly felt a whirring. Red and Blue light shot from the book...and then a GREEN one, and they enveloped us, and drew us back into the book....
TBC
Note: And thus the story begins anew. So, the question it, how are the Boshi twins reacting so calmly to reading about themselves on fanfiction.net? Answer: They enjoy it. The attention, that is.
Who thinks I should continue this? Who thinks it's a ----ing bad ---- piece of ----? Who thinks I need help? (And that's not referring to a co-author) The answer should be no one, because this is considerably saner than some of the stuff I've written.
Hope you enjoyed the first chapter of FF.N, and hope you all review like good kiddies so that mommy will give you a lollipop! Ja, KoK (Note from Korin: Did you know that the spelling corrector on my computer corrects KoK as Kook? That fits! **KoK** Whatcha writing, Ko-chan? **Korin** Nothing, nothing at all!)
Disclaimer: Me no own FY, FF.N, TT, or ME! Wait, I do own me.
Warning: This ends on a cliffhanging note because I don't know if I'll finish it or not. Kinda depends on whether people review or not. And BTW, I capitalize things as opposed to putting them in italics. I don't like italics.
Fanfiction.Net - Chapter One
"Why do all the fanfics bash me and not you?" my twin complained.
I couldn't resist. "Because I'm obviously the smarter, cuter, and more appealing as a subject of stories," I replied
"Hey!" Otouto said.
"Gomen ne, otouto. It's just, you're so easy to tease. And the look on your face right now is just priceless!" I knew I shouldn't push it, but I couldn't help it. He WAS so easy to tease. I caught a glare and was instantly contrite. "Otouto! You know I love you, right? I won't tease you any more. You're the best otouto in the world!"
"Arigatou, aniki," he said, still looking somewhat pouty.
"Ne," I said, "If you want, we can write a flame letter and say you deserve a bigger part, hai?"
"Sure," he replied, brightening a bit, "Then can we go see Yui-sama?"
"I sup-pose."
"C'mon. Your girlfriend'll be there too."
My girlfriend.
My girlfriend was a bit strange. She and Yui always hung out together. Her name was KoKourin, surprisingly like my seishi symbol, "Ko". (AN: **authoress coughs** Other people have done self-insertions, right? I'm just following in the nation's footsteps!)
"OK." I started to write the letter. "Flame on: My otouto did not get nearly enough in this fic. When he did come in he was being bashed. If you could refrain from this in the future, I would be most grateful. However, I enjoyed the rest of the fic. Signed, Bu Koutoko."
"Aniikiiii! That's no way to write a flame! You're too polite; you need to tell them they're WRONG! 'How could you be so cruel? You were completely mean and nasty to my otouto in this fic! I hate you, and I'll never read anything by you again! Signed, someone who hates you.'"
"No! You can't write a flame like that! That's way too impolite!"
It took about half an hour before we were finally agreed on the flame and sent it. Then I called the girls at Yui's house
"Moshimoshi?"
"Yui-chan?"
"Koutoko? Hi!"
"Kondonwa. Would you like to go on a double date?"
"Sure! I take it you're asking KoK?"
"Hai."
"Just a minute." I heard her off the phone, relaying the conversation to KoK, who answered in the affirmative. "She says great."
"OK! We'll be over to pick you up in about five minutes."
"Alright. Ja."
"Ja ne." I hung up. "Ok, otouto, let's go."
I backed the car successfully out of the garage, a first. Poor 'kaa-san had done a lot of repairs since I learned to drive.
"Wow, we didn't even get a scratch! I don't believe it!"
"Urusai, twinsie."
"Baka ga."
I grinned.
Five minutes later we arrived at Yui's house. The girls were waiting, and we drove to the city park. After that we went to the library. We walked up to the room that we had first some out of, when for some really strange reason WE were the only people besides Taka to be reborn from Shi Jin Ten Chi Sho. As we looked at the book that had caused all this, we suddenly felt a whirring. Red and Blue light shot from the book...and then a GREEN one, and they enveloped us, and drew us back into the book....
TBC
Note: And thus the story begins anew. So, the question it, how are the Boshi twins reacting so calmly to reading about themselves on fanfiction.net? Answer: They enjoy it. The attention, that is.
Who thinks I should continue this? Who thinks it's a ----ing bad ---- piece of ----? Who thinks I need help? (And that's not referring to a co-author) The answer should be no one, because this is considerably saner than some of the stuff I've written.
Hope you enjoyed the first chapter of FF.N, and hope you all review like good kiddies so that mommy will give you a lollipop! Ja, KoK (Note from Korin: Did you know that the spelling corrector on my computer corrects KoK as Kook? That fits! **KoK** Whatcha writing, Ko-chan? **Korin** Nothing, nothing at all!)