i wasn't going to upload this because i didn't think it was very funny but my sister made me so i hope you enjoy it.
Sherlock Holmes surveyed the body and the surrounding area for roughly half a second then turned to his companion.
'Its Moriarty.' he said decisively. Watson as usual looked impressed which just made Holmes sigh.
'Come on Watson, even you could have worked this out.'
Watson loosened the collar of his shirt with his finger, 'Well,' he began slowly 'Could you tell from the way the victims hat was positioned on the floor?'
The detective just raised his eyebrows 'Try again'
'The chocolate cake under his finger nails?'
'No'
'The fact his hand is missing one finger?
Holmes took off his famous hat to run his hands through his hair 'No Watson, I know I told you to look for the small things but this is ridiculous.' he gestured behind him with his arms to the wall in which was written (probably in the victims blood); Moriarty was here mwahahahaha.
Sherlock Holmes sighed 'That's how I know who did it Watson.'
Tell me what you think please, unless you hated it (my self esteem is already cripplingly low)