AN: So, I created this when I was stuck on my other fics. I got this idea while reading Pokemon Adventures, and decided to do some of Diamond's and Pearl's Manzais'. This is mainly comedy, so I probably need help. There are probably a lot of plot inconsistensies, since I haven't finished the DP P chapters.


Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon.


"Speaking of Pokemon!" Diamond yelled out.

"When I think about Pokemon, I think about Pokemon moves." Pearl replied.

"Like what?" Dia asked.

"Well, there are sound moves, like roar and hyper voice. There are sort've indirect moves, like flamethrower and ice beam. And there are punch moves like fire punch and ice punch, to name a few." Pearl answered.

"Dizzy punch and shadow punch?" Dia said.

"Yeah! And focus punch and mach punch..." Pearl continued.

"And fruit punch and bullet punch." Dia finished.

"Idiot!" Pearl yelled.


AN: There's Ch 1. Please RnR. And thank you.