Before we start I would like to say I don't own CATS (wish I did) or any other thing that are mentioned here! I only own Angel and Esmeralda is owned by Kristin-Kai-Lundy! OK! Lets start the show!
*Theme music plays, Angel and Esmeralda run out on stage*
Angel: Hi everyone and welcome to CATS: The Talk Show! The show that has no script and we do whatever we want! I'm Angel!
Esmeralda: I'm Esmeralda and we are your lovely hosts!
*people clap and cheer*
Angel: before we start today's episode, I would like to congratulate my partner here on winning the contest. I hope you are ready for this Esmeralda.
Esmeralda: Thanks Angel. I'm happy to be here with you.
Angel: now lets bring out today's hostages I mean guests.
Esmeralda: why did you say hostages?
Angel: no reason. Its nothing to call the cops about. Anyway lets meet our guests!
Esmeralda: Macavity, Victoria, and Mr. Mistoffelees come on down!
*people clap and cheer as Macavity, Victoria, and Mr. Mistoffelees come on stage*
Esmeralda: Yay! Thank you so much for coming here today!
Mistoffelees: what do you mean come here? Angel used a stun gun and dragged us here.
Angel: LIES! ALL LIES! YOU HAVE NO PROOF!
Esmeralda:* laughs nervously* its nothing a lawsuit won't fix but please don't sue us. Angel, would you like to ask the first question?
Angel: yes I would! Macavity, what kind of music do you listen to?
Macavity: Well I listen to music that is could destroy every living thing on earth. Pure evil music.
Angel: so you listen to Paris Hilton and Hannah Montana?
Macavity: *embarrassed* yes...
Esmeralda: I knew it! Don't feel bad Macavity, you are not alone. Now Victoria, is it true you bleach your fur?
Victoria: It is not! I can't help it if everyone else is jealous of my fur.
Angel: I believe you Victoria and let me say I love your fur too! Lets show Victoria some love!
* Audience cheers*
Angel: Alright! Yeah!
Esmeralda: Thanks for showing that love audience. Now its time for the truth. Is it true you have a crush on Cassandra?"
Mistoffelees: *blushes* How did you know that?
Esmeralda: We just do. * tosses Mistoffelees' diary in the trash*
Mistoffelees: ok its true but I don't have the courage to tell her.
*audience goes awwwww*
Angel: We figured that sparkle pants and that is why we had her come. Cassandra come on down!
*clapping and cheering as Cassandra appears*
Esmeralda: Cassandra! We have something to tell you! Mistoffelees here has a mad crush on you! Please tell him how you feel.
Cassandra: well…*she kisses Mistoffelees*
Angel: Woah! I did not see that coming! Did you Esmeralda?
Esmeralda: I did not Angel!
* Audience cheers*
Angel: Mistoffelees, how do you feel now?
Mistoffelees: i...i. *passes out*
Esmeralda: I think he's happy people. Well we are almost out of time here.
Angel: But before we go, Macavity the results are in! And you are the father!
Macavity: WHAT!
Angel: yes congratulations Victoria and Mistoffelees! Macavity is your father.
*Macavity and Victoria just look surprise*
Esmeralda: Well we see you in therapy! Thanks for being here everyone!
Angel: Thanks for being here everyone! Tune in next time! I'm Angel!
Esmeralda: and I'm Esmeralda! We will be ending the show by dancing to techno music!
Angel: Goodbye everyone! We love you!
*lights dim and everyone dances to techno music*
*backstage*
Angel: hey everyone. I just wanted to remind you to review and tell me what you think.
Esmeralda: Also send my friend Angel here some questions you would like us to ask or just something you would like us to do on the show.
Angel: yeah what she said. so please leave me lots of reviews and send me some emails!
Esmeralda: We will see you next time. bye!