A Cow and Chicken / Puella Magi Madoka Magica crossover!

And… without chemical additives!

I do not own C&C, PMMM but the right owners' names you can find on the internet. I was searching for this crossover. I did not find it. I wrote it. Blessings and flames are both welcome for this thing. Enjoy it, this tale came to me practically by itself.

Best regards!

Ghunzatrox, Signore dell'Ato Scuro

A Wish for Kyubey

Cow's bedroom: Cow and Kyubey.

Cow (dancing): "Yees? Can I reeally become a Maagicaal Coow?"

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Kyubey: "Yes. More precisely you can become a Magical Girl. You have more than enough potential".

Cow (embraces Kyubey crushing him): "How niiice!"

Kyubey (speaking with difficulty) : "So... tell me what... is the one wish... that would make your soul gem shine".

Cow (dancing and rotating, always with Kyubey in the arms): "Youu are the cuutest thing I have eever seen! I want use my wish for you! … So… I think I can make you cuter and cuter ever!"

… Change of scene!

In that precise instant… in another part of the world… Miki Sayaka is to contract with Kyubey.

Sayaka (inspired): "My... my wish is..."

And suddenly… * ping * Kyubey becomes a Red Guy. With no pants.

Sayaka: O_O (pause) "… … … "

Kyubey (as Red Guy, with mellifluous voice and Red Guy's mannerisms): "Sayaka Miki, tell me your wish that would made you soul gem shine!"

Sayaka: "Kiiiiiiiyaaaah! NOOOOO!" She hits it with a brick and runs away.

Kyubey (seeing itself as Red Guy): "Uh-oh".

Later, that evening…

Madoka: "Kiiyaaaah! A Red Guy with NO pants is in my roooooom!"

Kyubey - Red Guy: "Kaname Madoka. Independently from my look, I am Kyubey. You have a great potential for - "

"Kiiiiiiiiiiiyaaaah!"

Kyubey: "Oh, I see". It vanishes.

That night, Madoka went to sleep with a baseball mace under the cushion.

The day after, before school.

Kyubey: "Kaname Madoka! You have - "

Madoka: "Kiiyahhhhh!"

Homura (suddenly appearing, armed with a revolver): * BANG! BANG! BANG! *

Kyubey: "Uh-oh".

It runs away, pursued by a furious and full-armed Homura.

Madoka (leaning against the wall): "Gurgle".

That afternoon.

Kyubey: "Sayaka Miki, about your contract, yesterd-"

Sayaka: "Kiyaaaah!" She hits it with her baseball mace. Over and over.

Kyoko: "Aaaaaah!" She transforms in magical girl, summons her spears and in an instant she makes Kyubey a bunch of minced meat, with raw parts.

Kyoko (seriously sweating, the spear still in her hands): "HAAAANF... I didn't know… My father was RIGHT!"

Kyubey (reappearing in a new body, always Red Guy-like, with a bored tone):

"Unsatisfying. I have to dispose of it still in the usual way. So it seems". Kyubey begins to eat (with fork and spoon) its former corpse.

Madoka, Sayaka, Kyoko: O_O O_O O_O

Kyubey (with a severed arm on the fork): "That will be difficult to ingest".

(Smiling to the girls) "Has aanyoone a kniife?"

Madoka, Sayaka, Kyoko: "Aaaaaaah! GROSS!"

They run away.

Back to Cow's bedroom.

Cow (in her SuperCow attire): "Nononono no... You were cuter before… Can I have another wish to give back your old look ?"

Kyubey as Red Guy (bored, on a low tone): "Too-late".

Red Guy (or is QB?) smiling on the whole screen:

"THE END!"