Spotty: Hi! You are about to read a story written by an insane authoress! Demeter: Am I in it? Do I advertise cereal? Spotty: Yes, Demeter. You advertise cereal. Hollyleaf: The warrior code is awesome! Spotty: I, Spottedphantom, do not own Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Warriors, or McDonalds.
It had been years since Tigerstar died, though he had been even more evil in the
dark forest. But this is not a story of Tigerstar's death, it is a story of Tigerstar's arteryclogging
evil scheme. Tigerstar was opening a McDonalds! Muahahahaha!
Cashiers:
Cinderheart
Jayfeather
Lionblaze
Chef:
Sandstorm
Manager:
Tigerstar
Assistant Manager:
Hawkfrost
Chef-in-training:
Dovepaw
Hollyleaf walked into the new McDonalds with Nightcloud, the two of them laughing
hysterically for very different reasons. Hollyleaf had created a new "How to Support the
Code" pamphlet. Nightcloud had just gotten out of the asylum and had "forgotten" to
take her meds. The two insane (bad insanity) she-cats both decided to order
mouseburgers from the strange menu. They also purchased diet stream water, which
would have been good for them if it didn't contain high fructose corn syrup.
Immediately, Hollyleaf began passing out her pamphlets. "Support the warrior code,"
she screamed, but no one except for Spottedleaf heard (yes, Spottedleaf is at
McDonalds), and she told Hollyleaf to be quiet, she was busy eating a chocolate truffle.
The truffle was shaped like a penguin.
Resonating from the kitchen, a scream could be heard. "I want my cookies,"
screamed Hammy the squirrel. "No," yelled Sandstorm. "You want to become a
squirrelburger!" "This is against the code," shrieked Hollyleaf. "We must follow the
code!" "How many times must I tell you to BE QUIET!," said Spottedleaf. "I'm trying to
enjoy a truffle! Yes, I admit it, I AM OBSESSED WITH TRUFFLES!"
"I'll sing to ease the tension!" said Nightcloud, in an overly peppy voice. "This is for
you, Crowfeather!"
I am a frog
A groggy froggy frog
I am an awesome
Groggy froggy frog!
"What is that horrible ruckus?" said Tigerstar. "Back in my day, WindClan cats ate
cereal." said Demeter. "What is it with you and cereal?" said Spottedleaf. "Cereal is
good for you!" replied Demeter, in a voice that said 'this is obvious'. "Actually," said
Leafpool. "It is very bad for you. Eating mainly cereal for any meal is unhealthy."
"Hey, psycho," said Nightcloud. How come we can understand you. I mean, you are
a twoleg." "For your information, I am a goddess. This is why we can understand each
other. Also, I am not a psycho. You are...for not eating cereal!"