WARIOWARE: CHRIST
BY BARRYLAWN
wario was sleepin in bed dreaming about krazy microgames that could be in warioware 2017
"yes yes YEEEEEEEAAAAS" he said in his sleep
just then wario woke up cause he heard noise on the roof
"waaargh, who there to steal my shit" said wario
he sneaked out to the room and saw the fireplace turn off
AND THEN A GUY FELL IN
"WAAAAAH, ITS SANTA"
he ran to grab him and steal his shit but it wasnt santa
it was JESUS CHRIST
"ah help me young man" said jesus "i am detective jesus i come from the country the kingdom of khura'in, do you have a phone i need to call my friends apollo justice datz are'bel and ahlbi ur'gaid so one of them can come and save me"
but wario grabbed him and shook him but no presents came out
"WAAAAH, bro ur the worst santa ever"
"im not santa stupid" said jesus "im jesus, da real christmas thats important!"
"fuk dat, money is important, cause ima wario, teh only important stuff ta me is money and WARIO!"
"ok look bro if u give me ur phone ill work for you for free til they come"
"WAHHH?" said wario "o tank ur father who is GOD, all my friends dont wanna work cause its the holiday or some shit, idk why they wouldnt wanna make money on a holiday so lets work"
jesus called apollo justice ace attorney and he agreed to get datz to fly over there in their plane
"ok datz will be here shortly" said jesus
"okai, GET TA WORK"
wario picked jesus up and threw him onto the chair
he made lots of microgames the number was getting to like 500
"ok fine tats enough for a whole game" said wario
he went to the menu of warioware: CHRIST and chose jesuss face
1
some guys were hanging jesus to a cross so wario hit the hammer a bunch of times until he was nailed
2
wario shinyed the cross so god would be proud of him
3
god was creating a human so wario rolled the head around like a snowball and threw it onto the body like a snowman cause thats how babies are made not with sexy stuff if ya didnt know
4
the prest was at church so wario blew into the microphone to make him pray
BOSZ
someone was reading the bible when suddenly SANTA CAME AND POSSESSED THE BIBLE
not satan SANTA
the bible came alive and thunder crashed everywhere
"WAHHHH" shouted wario and suddenly he was in the game
wario threw chairs from the church at the bible but the bible was holy so it had a shield to protect it
"wario died on the cross accordin to luke!" shouted the bible and luke triton came and attacked wario and tryed to nail him to a cross so wario punched him
and he picked him up and spun him around and around and threw him away
"HAVE A WARIO DAY" shouted wario
and luke flew all the way back to gressenheller university where professor layton was teaching
luke told professor what happened and he figured everything out
layton ran to wario who was still fighting the santabible and he was like
"hold it gentlemen, the true culprit is YOU SANTA" he pointed at santa and santa blew away from the wind of laytons finger point
and the bible was saved and wario got all the presents
"YEAAHHHH" shouted wario in the real world "wait THAT WAS ALL ONLY IN THE GAME"
"yes dont be greedy" said jesus "its a sin"
"FUCK THAT" shouted wario "see all them presents in the game? MAKE THEM REAL, UR JESUS SO U CAN DO IT"
"no" said jesus
"WAAAAAAAAARGH" he grabbed jesus and spun him around and around and threw him back to kingdom of khura'in
===LATER===
wario answered the knock on the door
"hey" said a guy with a reallllly big mouth "im datz are'bel, im here for my friend detective jesus christ have ya seen him"
"DATZ HES HOME" shouted apollos voice on the phone
"oh ok, see ya later mr sir" said datz and he jumped and he disappeared back to khura'in
"weird" said wario but he closed the door and sold his new game and made $100000000000
THE END