ROCCO: ACE VILLAGER
TURNABOUT TOI DAY
BY BARRYLAWN
one dae, rocco woke up and left his house to the snow
"nnnghhrrrrrr its COLD hippie" said rocco
he checked his clock it was 6pm
"i wonder if barrylan is awake yet" said rocco but he wasnt cause he was outside with all his amazin frends and famlys "ughhh why cant barrylan hang out wit his reel frends (specifically, me) for dis happy dae, now im gonna be lonly"
he saw soleil lookin at his ass so he ran away from her shes pretty creepy
"god dammit, everyone wants my ass" said rocco "even de strait guys"
he walked over the bridge to go to tommys when he heard noise under him
"HOLD ON PAL I MEAN HIPPIE ILL GET YA OUT"
he threw his fishing equipment into the water and pulled out JINGLE
"JINGLE BELLS!" shouted rocco cause bells also flew out of his pocket "why are u swimming?! get delivering dem presents!"
"ugh but rocco im hurt"
"WHAT" shouted rocco
"i cant go on... take mah place as santa..."
"but wheres the real santa?"
"hes dead"
"WHAT"
"he was murdered by a guy in black and a guy in white with a bomb a few years ago, why u think i keep making kids in all de towns dress as santa for me?"
"ok dat sucks, but barrylans out with peeple he thinks are frends"
"poor boi sum day heel reelize who de reel frends are" said jingle "gaaaaasp, but i wont see dat day..." and he died
"NOOOO" shouted rocco "if jingle dies then WE WONT GET OUR PRESENTS, DIS IS A SUCCESSFUL CATASTROPHE!"
rocco ran to the able sisters and kicks place and bough a santa costume
"alrite were goin ho ho ho tonight" said rocco
rocco ran back to town and got jingles sack and brought it to the animals
"KNOCK KNOCK" shouted rocco and nibbles opened
"yea" said nibbles
"SURPRISE KILLER" shouted rocco giving her to the police cause she murdered ribbot
he then went to soleil
"HO HO HO" shouted rocco giving her a pie into her face
then he went to ankha
"mary christmas person" said rocco giving her a house expansion so she had to pay tom nook
then he went to drago
"food pls" said drago
"ok" said rocco giving him a perfect orange so it cudnt grow into a tree
he went around town giving gifts to everyone
"ho ho ho little boi" he said to ribbot and he gave him a watering can and the water got into him and he blew up
"OH SHIT HES DEAD" shouted rocco "AGAIN!"
"FREEEEEEZE" shouted copper and booker and they surrounded him
but while copper wasnt looking rocco threw away his santa costume
"u are under arrest for murder" said copper
"no it wasnt me" said rocco "u cant prove it"
"ha ha ha sorry rocco but our witness nibbles said dat the killer was a man in a santa costume"
"but im not wearing dat" said rocco and he was searched but it wasnt found
"the real killer was santa, he died in the explosion too dats our proof"
"wooooah its tru" said copper
"alrite um i guess ur free to go i think" said booker
"ok" said rocco "but arrest nibbles cause she commited perjury"
"NOOOOOOO" screamed nibbles being dragged to jale again
the next day jingle recovered thanks to teh power of happy mary christmases and roccos help
rocco spent toy day with apollo justice who was proud of his boi for defending himself in court
THE END