It was a quite boring day. My twolegs were out of the house, so they can't let me outside to wander around and talk to other cats. I could scratch my scratching post, but what's the fun in that. There is a fish in a bowl I could try to catch. I would get in some serious trouble, but there is nothing to do. I jumped up on to the table with the fish bowl. I tried to fish the fish out but they kept swimming away from my paw. "Come here you stupid fish!"

There was a more efficient way to do this. I pushed against the bowl and it fell off the table spilling water everywhere and breaking the glass bowl. I jumped off the table and walked over to where the fish where. Mmmm…. they were delicious. I went to lay down and take a nap.

I woke up to the sound of my twolegs coming home. They said something with my name in it. To me it sounded like Mittens and some other twoleg words. I got put outside for the rest of the day.