Katniss' New Love:

Katniss and Peeta are (supposedly) happily married in a rebuilt District 12 after the rebellion. But does Katniss have a new love interest? (I don't own anything!)

Katniss and Peeta are drying dishes after lunch one day, when Katniss starts to cry. "Peeta, I can't do this anymore." Katniss said woefully.

"Do what dear? Live in District 12? We could move to another District. We can do that now that the Capitol has been replaced." Peeta replied.

"I know, but that's not it." She couldn't meet his eyes. "I… I can't be with you anymore." Katniss declared.

"WHAT? Who is it? That guy you used to hunt with? Uhh... GALE! Is it GALE?" Peeta cried, clearly outraged. He threw down the plate he was drying in anger.

"No. It's not Gale." Katniss said softly, tears forming in her eyes as she saw the broken plate, one of her mother's.

"Then who is it? There is no one else in District 12, or anywhere in the country worthy of your love!" Peeta said, still upset, "Tell me who it is so I can go kill him."

"NO! I won't tell you if you are going to kill him." A tear slid down her face.

"Fine," Peeta said reluctantly, "Who is it."

Then, Haymitch walked into their kitchen, smiling down at a red plastic cup and softly murmuring to it "Red Solo Cup! I lift you up! Let's have a Party! Proceed to Party! I Love You, Red Solo Cup." He looked up to see Katniss and Peeta staring at him with confused/ creped out looks on their faces. He said "2012, look it up" before taking another sip of his drink.

Peeta shook his head and turned toward Katniss to ask again 'Who is it?' but the look on her face said it all. "No. You can't be in love with HAYMITCH!" he yelled, obviously horrified.

She looked away again. "I'm sorry, but it's true."

Peeta flew into a rage, yelling all sorts of "fun" words. Holding up a fist he yelled "I'm going to to kill him! And then you!" Then he threw a glass on the counter at Haymitch,

Haymitch ducked, took another sip of whatever and sat down. Of course, he decides that now is the best time to add to the discussion. "Stay Alive!" he said, directed at Katniss (Peeta had picked up another glass).

After taking the glass from his hand, she looked Peeta straight in the eye and said, "Who peed in YOUR cheerios?"

"Guilty!" Haymitch declared, chugging down whatever was left in his beloved red solo cup, not fully understanding what was happening.

Peeta was astonished she would say such a thing. "Well then. You two are OBVIOUSLY meant for each other, with your snarky comments and complex plans. So I'm taking the next train out of here."

"Peeta, it's not you, it's me." Katniss said, trying to say their friendship.

"Save it for your blog." Peeta said, walking toward the door. "Onward! For NARNIA!"

"Guess it's just you and me, sweetheart." Haymitch said.

Contemplating this, Katniss said, "Works for me!"

And they all lived happily ever after. Well, except for Peeta. And Gale. They didn't get Katniss. (Haha! Go Team Haymitch!) :D