(A/N) If you are reading this right now, you either:

(1) Saw this story and got interested

(2) Like reading the Author's Notes on random stories a lot

Probably the first one.

So this idea just popped into my head and I decided to do it five minutes later because I dunno, I liked it and thought I wouldn't do it if I waited a few days. Anyways, It's not an extra of The Crystal Explorations, but a whole new actual story. I don't know how long it'll be or what my updating schedule will be, because this is just something I'll be doing for fun.

Also, if you like serious, Makes-sense stories, you won't find it here. This story is going to be full of randomness. The title is literally Arceus gave me his phone number, and that's already a pretty random title.

The main character will be Jay, a male shinx. Whenever there's a scene that Jay isn't in, it'll be some other third person POV. Other than that's it's usually going to be Jay's POV in first person.

Also, I don't own Pokemon. If I did, I would make Pokemon Mystery Dungeon games come out every year with plot lines as good as EoT/D/S.

Enjoy!

I was in my bedroom, sprawled on my bed, when suddenly I was in a temple made of white stone walls. In the center of the temple room, right in front of me, was Arceus himself.

I blinked hard several times and shook my head. When I was still in the temple, I pinched my forelegs really hard. When nothing but an annoying pain resulted in that, I slapped myself. When that didn't work, well, you probably get the idea by now.

When I was convinced I wasn't dreaming, I looked up at Arceus. He was huge! He also looked angry. That angry look convinced me to hang my head down. Why was I here? What had I done?

"SHINX!" boomed the god of Pokemon from above me. I looked up again at Arcues and gulped.

"Y-yeah?"

"SILENCE! DID YOU JUST YEAH ME?! NOBODY YEAHS ME EXCEPT FOR MY PEEPS!" Arceus yelled.

"Um…"

Arceus stared down at me. "SPEAK TO ME PROPERLY! GREET ME PROPERLY!"

"Um..okay." I said. "Hi, Arceus."

"DID YOU JUST HI ARCEUS ME?! NOBODY HI ARCEUS'S ME EXCEPT MY PEEPS!"

"…Hello, Arceus?" I tried.

"DID YOU JUST-"

"I get it! Only your peeps can Hello Arceus you!" I said. "How should I talk to you?"

"CALL ME O' GREAT AND MIGHTY LORD! AND SAY, MAY I SPEAK TO THEE, MY LORD BEFORE YOU ACTUALLY TALK TO ME!" Arceus demanded.

"Okay!" I said, hoping the Alpha Pokemon wouldn't incinerate me. "Er…hey, may I-"

"DID YOU JUST HEY-"

"May I speak to thee, my Lord!" I shouted in frustration.

"YES YOU MAY. WHO ARE YOU?" Arceus asked, not catching my exasperated and slightly sarcastic tone.

"Um, my name is Jaser, I'm a shinx." I said.

Arceus laughed. "JASER? WHAT KIND OF RIDICULOUS NAME IS JASER?"

"Dude, your name is so complicated some fans think it's ArKEYus and some think it's ArSEEus and once I even met a squirtle who thought your name was Arrzandlansis or something."

"WHAT?! WHAT WAS THIS SQUIRTLE'S NAME?" Arceus asked, his amusement turning into fury.

"I think it was Zecker or Zephyr or something…" I said, racking my memory for the squirtle's name.

"HOLD ON A SEC…" Arceus said. He started to glow, and a minute later he was gone.

Back in Pokemon-The Crystal Explorations…

Leaf was lying on her back on the grass, bored. Blaze was reading a book, and Zephyr was killing dandelions by shooting water at them every time he tried to blow the fluffy white stuff.

"I'm bored!" Leaf announced, rolling over in frustration.

Suddenly, a ten foot tall figure as white as quartz appeared in the sky, lightning clouds booming behind its back dramatically.

"MY NAME IS ARCEUS YOU FOOLISH WATER-TYPE!" the figure boomed, glaring at Zephyr. A lightning bolt flashed from his mouth, hitting Zephyr, as the figure disappeared.

Zephyr was smokey-black and covered in ashes that were still sizzling. Steam and smoke was erupting from his body as the squirtle stood there, his jaw dropping in shock.

Blaze's book dropped out of his claws as he stared at Zephyr, then where the figure had come from. "What was that!?"

"Ow . . ." Zephyr muttered. "I just got hit by lightning. Can someone please help me?"

"Arceus . . .?" Leaf asked herself in awe. "Did Arceus just almost kill Zephyr . . .?"

Back in this story…

Arceus appeared in front of me again. "SORRY, I HAD TO TAKE CARE OF SOMETHING. NOW, WHERE WERE WE?"

"I'm Jaser the Shinx." I reminded him.

"OH YES, AND I WAS LAUGHING AT YOU BECAUSE THAT IS A HORRIBLY RIDICULOUS NAME." Arceus said, laughing as he remembered. "JASER, HAHAHA!"

"Fine, just call me Jay!" I said, angry that the god of Pokemon had just laughed at my name. "Everyone calls me Jay, so I guess it's all right if you do, too. 'O great and mighty lord." I added after Arceus's look.

"YES, JAY IS MUCH MORE OF A COOL NAME THAN JASER." Arceus agreed. "PLUS I WON'T LAUGH EVERY TIME I SAY YOUR NAME. ALSO YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL ME 'O GREAT AND MIGHTY LORD. THAT WAS A PRANK I WAS EXPIRIMENTING ON, AND YOU FELL FOR IT. YOU CAN JUST CALL ME ARCEUS."

"Why you-" I started, balling a paw into a fist and glaring at Arceus.

"DON'T START A FIGHT WITH ME NOW, I DON'T WANT TO KILL YOU BEFORE WE DISCUSS WHY I BROUGHT YOU HERE." Arceus said.

Reluctantly I put down my paw. "Oh yeah, I was wondering about that, actually. So…why am I here?" I asked. "I mean, you've got a sweet temple, but why would you drag a shinx up here? To make me a god?" I tried to suppress a smile after saying that last line, sniggering at my own joke.

"WHY WOULD I MAKE YOU A GOD? YOU'RE PUNIER THAN SHAYMIN!" Arceus said.

I growled as the fist came out again. Arceus gave me a warning glance, and I withdrew my forearm once again, knowing I had to try better to control my temper.

"Just tell me why I'm here," I said.

"YOU STOLE MY JUMBO PITCHER OF KOOL-AID!" Arceus boomed, anger bursting through the Alpha Pokemon from out of nowhere. "I LOVE KOOL-AID!"

"What! No I didn't!" I yelped. "You can't accuse me of stealing your kool-aid! I swear in Arceus's-well, in your name, I guess, that I didn't steal your kool-aid!"

"OF COURSE YOU DID." Arceus said, his anger growing. "YOU'RE A KID, AND KIDS LOVE SUGAR!"

"But I didn't do it!" I said again, feeling frustrated again. "Why would I steal Kool-Aid from the god of all Pokemon if I can simply go get some from my fridge at home!?"

"OH ACTUALLY YOU'VE GOT A POINT THERE." Arceus admitted. " BUT IF YOU DIDN'T DO IT, THEN WHO DID?"

"Uh…Palkia. He's in the corner over there drinking it right now, see?" I said, pointing to the white-and-purple dragon of space, who had been furiously chugging down a humungous pitcher of red juice in the corner behind me until he realized that Arceus was staring at him.

"Did you seriously not notice he was in here this whole time?" I asked, shocked, since I had noticed Palkia a few minutes after getting over the shock of Arceus being in front of me.

"PALKIA!?" Arceus exclamimed. "BRO WHY YOU CHUGGIN' DOWN ON MY KOOL-AID?"

"I-WELL-UH-I…" Palkia stammered, looking guilty. He put down the jug of red liquid and started slowly pushing the jug away from him.

"BRO YOU STOLE MY KOOL-AID!" Arceus yelled angrily, red sparks appearing in the Alpha Pokemon's eyes. "CAN I CALL YOU A FELLOW PEEP IF YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KEEPS SWIGGING DOWN ON MY SUPER SUGARY HIGH CALORIE ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED RED DYED DRINKS? AND TO THINK I WAS GOING TO INVITE YOU TO BOWLING NIGHT NEXT WEEK!"

"UMMMM…" Palkia continued moving the pitcher with his foot.

I watched as Arceus continued to blow up at Palkia, enjoying the fight for some odd reason.

"I wonder why he thought I stole his Kool-Aid…" I wondered to myself.

"WHY DID YOU STEAL MY UNHEALTHY ARTIFICIAL BEVERAGE?" Arceus asked, his voice growing in volume and anger.

"I JUST-I WAS-DIDN'T SEE YOUR NAME…ER…" Palkia stammered, backing farther against the wall as a furious Arceus slowly approached him.

Arceus spun the pitcher around to sow his name clearly etched onto the jug.

"OH, DIDN'T SEE THAT..." Palkia said, rubbing the back of his neck and laughing extremely nervously.

"GO TO THE DISTORTION WORLD FOR A WEEK! AND NO TAKE-OUT THIS TIME!" Arceus yelled. A portal appeared at Palkia's feet, and he fell into it screaming.

Distortion World…

Giritina was just lazing around when suddenly his brother, Palkia, fell from the sky.

"WHAT'D YOU DO THIS TIME?" he asked Palkia, because it wasn't like Palkia had come for a nice visit. Nobody ever visited.

"I TOOK HIS KOOL-AID." Palkia said, slumping next to Giritina. "SO HE SENT ME HERE AGAIN. FOR A WEEK."

"WELL THAT SUCKS FOR YOU, BUT I KINDA LIKE YOU GETTING IN TROUBLE." Giritina admitted. "I FINALLY HAVE SOMEBODY TO KEEP ME COMPANY. A FRIEND!" Giritina felt a little better at this thought, he was so lonely.

"BRO DON'T FRIEND ME I'M ONLY HERE BECAUSE ARCEUS IS PUNISHING ME." Palkia said.

"I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS." Giritina said sadly, feeling as if Palkia had stomped on his heart and shattered it. "WANNA GET SOME TAKE-OUT? THERE'S A NEW CORRUPTED FRIED CHICKEN PLACE THAT DELIVERS THAT HAS AWESOME KFC."

"ARCEUS SAID NO TAKE-OUT THIS TIME…" Palkia said glumly.

"UGH! ARCEUS ALWAYS RUINS THE FEW TIMES A CENTURY I HAVE COMPANY!" Giritina growled, frustrated. First sticking him into this corrupted wasteland with no life forever, and then banning Palkia from enjoying a nice take-out meal with him? Giritina growled and picked up the phone. "UGH, FINE, I'LL JUST GET FOOD TO EAT BY MYSELF AGAIN."

Back in Arceus's legendary temple…

"SORRY I THOUGHT YOU STOLE MY KOOL-AID. I JUST PICKED A RANDOM KID AND DECIDED TO BLAME THEM." Arceus said. "BELIEVE IT OR NOT ONCE AN AZURILL ACTUALLY SNUCK INTO HERE AND TOOK A BOX OF FUDGE FROM HO-OH ONCE."

"No prob," I said, glad Arceus wasn't going to kill me painfully.

Arceus nodded. "STILL, FOR DRAGING YOU INTO THIS MESS, I WILL GIVE YOU-"

Three wishes! I thought excitedly. Aw man I'm gonna wish I was rich and then I'll wish I had ultimate video games and then I'll wish I had unlimited wishes and then-

"MY PHONE NUMBER!"

"Say what?"

"TEXTING WITH GOD! FACE-TIME WITH THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE! DOESN'T THAT SOUND AWESOME?" A piece of paper appeared in front of Arceus, and he took out a pen and began writing.

"No! Not awesome! Why can't you grant me three wishes or give me superpowers or something!" I complained.

"DID YOU SAY I'M NOT AWESOME?!" Arceus boomed, his eyes sparking red again.

"I mean…yay! Arceus's phone number! Woo-hoo!" I laughed nervously. "Can't wait to...text you about...stuff..."

"GOOD. GOODBYE. I'LL CALL YA LATER, PEEP!" Arceus said, giving me a strip of paper. Suddenly white light surrounded me as the temple bagan to fade.

I found myself transported back into my room. A split-second later, my mom opened the door.

"Oh, there you are, Jay!" My mom said. "You were so quiet for the past half hour I thought you'd disappeared!"

My mom paused for a second. "Jay, what's wrong? You look kind of shocked."

Pun from Mom, I thought dizzily. "That's coming from a Luxray," I said, laughing lightly. "I'm fine, Mom. Don't worry, I was just...thinking about something."

"Okay. Come down in an hour, alright, Jay?"

"Sure." I said.

After my mom closed the door, I sighed and flopped onto my bed. The strip of paper was still clenched in my paw. I unfolded it and stared at the numbers scribbled onto it.

After hesitation, I took out my cellphone and started a new contact.

A minute later, I opened up the new contact I made and texted him.

ARCEUS

JAY:Hey, Arceus, Um, Hello!

I put my phone on my dresser and silently prayed to Arceus that his response would not be 'I SHALL SMITE YOU FOR SAYING HEY AND HELLO TO ME, BRO!'

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Leaf, Blaze, and Zephyr are all in my other story, Pokemon-The Crystal Explorations-The Orbs of Life.

More trouble and randomness for Jay next chapter when Arceus responds...DUNdunDUUUUN!

Keep drinking Kool-Aid (That is how to spell it, right?) Unless, of course, you don't feel like it.

-Static Eevee 198