I've decided to re-write this story, seeing as so many people followed it and favorited it expecting a long winded chapter story, which I had no intention of doing but I have to admit, after a little bit of thinking and reading other people's wonderland stories, I thought why not?
So Here I go. It's a little longer now because I added a few more paragraphs and such. And I changed the flashback part too, like all of it, entirely, totally different situation.
Disclaimer: Don't own Alice in wonderland, if I did..well, I actually don't want to own it. I don't own bleach either...I know, it's a sad day for humanity.
~Begin: Chapter One~
Ichigo opened his eyes and they instantly widened.
He was falling.
With nothing to grab, Ichigo curled his body up into a ball and closed his eyes tightly, preparing himself for the impact.
When nothing had happened he opened one eye, and softly caught his breathe and opened the other. He looked around and saw that it wasn't just him who was falling but objects too, bookshelves, cupboards and a few grandfather clocks and dishes and other items.
Ichigo figured with how long it was taking for him to reach his death, he could at least look around. So, maneuvering his body to turn around so he was face down he tried to make something out of the darkness he was falling into. He could make out a small tunnel, the tunnel dipped and swerved but the pace was very slow, or maybe he was going really fast but the tunnel was just really deep.
That was when he realized that he was falling down a rabbit hole.
That was when he realized that he must be acting out the book.
And then he also realized something else...
He was...
..He was...
He...was...
...Wearing a dress?
Ichigo tugged at the lacy blue material, wondering how the fuck he was just now noticing the breeze swiftly blowing between his legs. Ichigo tried to tear the material or at least get off the fishnet leggings before he was seen in this, but to no avail.
He started to actually look at it, it was a lot more...lacy...and tighter and a lot shorter than he imagined, pulling the skirt part down he tried to get it to go over his ass a little more so at least the lacy underwear was covered.
Ichigo blushed and then softly caught his breath as he saw a bit of light ahead, he had no time to think as it happened so fast. One moment he was falling then the next he was on his stomach laying in an awkward position.
Ichigo huffed and picked himself up, he dusted off his dress and looked around, as he began to look around he found out that gravity had it in for him and that he was really standing on the ceiling.
He once again had no time to brace himself as he fell to the floor.
He was in a small room, there was a rather large table and then there was a small door.
Ichigo scowled, there was no way he could fit through that door. He sighed knowing what was to come next.
He looked around the room till he found a small bottle which was suppose to be the shrinking potion.
Grabbing the little bottle on the table he took out the cork and sipped a bit of it. Ichigo grimaced at the awful taste but none the less took another small swig of it to shrink down.
As Ichigo was shrinking down he realized he forgot to grab the key, so as fast as he could he made a grab for the key but he missed and ended up knocking the key farther across the table just as was about to be too small to reach it.
Ichigo huffed and looked around for the small cake he was suppose to eat, spotting it almost instantly he raced towards it. Just like the potion, he took a test bite before taking an even bigger bite.
Once again being able to tower over the glass table he grabbed the key and placed it on the floor and repeated his actions from earlier.
Ichigo gave out an exhausted sigh and stuck the key into the key hole and twisted it, it made a small clicking sound telling Ichigo he could open the door.
Ichigo's eye widened, as he stepped out onto the magnificent garden which was a lot better than he had imagined. Ichigo had no time to admire as he felt like his head was being squeezed as a memory from what happened before he woke up in the rabbit hole came back to him.
~Flashback~
Ichigo yawned, lazily lifting his hand to turn to the last page.
Stupid teacher, giving him this stupid assignment.
His English teacher wanted the students to read a dumb kids book.
Ichigo felt bad moaning about it earlier, the book turned out pretty interesting.
Ring!
Ichigo flinched in fright when the phone started ringing. Setting his breathing back to normal he got up and went to the phone, checking the caller idea, he identified it as his teacher.
Ichigo groaned inwardly, he didn't want to talk to that guy right now.
Ichigo grimaced, he knew he would call back in an hour anyway, so no worries. He could just tell him he was in the shower or something.
His teacher was only calling to see if Ichigo had finished reading the book because today was the deadline.
"Douche-bag.." Ichigo muttered under his breath.
Ichigo climbed back on the bed to finish reading.
It took a lot longer than he thought as he was trying to oddly savor the moment of getting to the end of the book.
Ichigo was about to close the book when his eyelids started to get heavy, he didn't stop it this time.
He groggily lifted his head to look at the time...1AM.
Ichigo's eyes widened a bit before they closed shut instantly and his entire body went limp.
~End Flashback~
Ichigo gasped and stumbled a bit as he held his head. He cringed and looked up to see rabbit ears peeking over the edge of a well groomed hedge.
Ichigo's right eye twitched at the rhyme he just made.
Rabbit ears?
"I'm late! I'm late!" The rabbit ears twitched repeatedly before falling stiff as if it had heard Ichigo.
Ichigo's eyes widened as he realized that voice.
Climbing down the steps he raced over the side of the hedge to confirm his suspicions.
Violet eyes clashed with hazel.
"Nice dress."
"Nice bunny ears."
"They're rabbit ears!" ...And Ichigo was then hit in the mouth with the very soft and furry rabbit ears.
"PTT! PTT!" Ichigo tried spitting out the small pieces of fur that had gotten into his mouth.
Ichigo looked up towards the sky and saw a small part of it flash black before it went back to normal.
"What the hell was that!?" He asked, tugging onto Rukia's waistcoat.
"Huh? What're you talking about?" Rukia said, stabbing him in the cheek with another bunny...I mean rabbit ear as she too looked up at the sky.
"You didn't just see that...?" Ichigo mumbled.
"You're seeing things, let's move on." Rukia said, tugging Ichigo down the steps.
Ichigo noticed how things seemed to get a bit...surreal, especially the scenery.
"Uh...shouldn't we be moving away from the dark creepy stuff?"
Rukia seemed to ignore what he said, "Ugh, do you know how many orange haired, blue dress wearing, bimbos I had to go through just to get to you?"
When Ichigo didn't respond and just gave her a weird look she went on, "And I even thought this one girl was really you, except she had gray eyes and was pretty clueless.."
"Orihime?" Ichigo said, only tapping into the conversation after she said the word 'bimbo'.
"I don't know the chick's name." Was all she said before picking up the pace.
"Hey! Wait, These silk panties are riding up!" Ichigo shouted but Rukia wouldn't slow down.
Everything was blur till they finally stopped Ichigo for sure thought the small heel on his oxfords would have chipped off.
Ichigo panted and fell down on his bottom on the floor.
After getting his breathing on track again he decided to look to see where this crack head bunny had took him.
It was actually quite beautiful and less gloomy and dark, there was lots of foliage...and giant mushrooms..and the flowers...were nice but they...had eyes?
Ichigo stood up and knocked the dirt off of his dress, god he was getting too use to this dress.
He tilted his head to get a closer look at the flowers.
"That is definitely not Ichigo." He could hear someone whisper try to whisper.
Ichigo turned around to see who was talking about him, but he almost laughed when he saw that it was Hitsugaya and he was shorter than ever.
"Hitsugaya?"
"You have no right to call me that imposter!" Hitsugaya suddenly barked, causing Ichigo to take a step back and almost trip.
"You almost crushed me!" A red flower screeched in a British accent.
"Huh?" Ichigo twirled around to see some of the flowers sneering at him.
"You're not Ichigo!" One of them shouted and the others followed suit too.
"You're not Ichigo!"
"You're not Ichigo!"
"You're not Ichigo!" They all chanted.
Rukia sighed and got a small bottle out of one of her waistcoat pockets.
"Whats that?" Ichigo asked, raising his voice a little over the noise.
Ichigo tried to read the label and saw Rukia's grin when she realized that he realized it was weed killer.
It was a lot of realizing going on. Obviously.
"Shut up. Shut up." Rukia spritzed them a few times in the face before they got the message and quieted down, deciding to instead twist their lips and glare at Ichigo.
"This is one fucked up wonderland.." Ichigo mumbled not really looking at Rukia delivering death to the flowers, rather a floating hat in the air.
"Why am I not surprised.." Ichigo scowled and stared at the hat starting to levitate around his head.
"You should be." Under the hat a pale white face that looked a bit like Ichigo appeared.
Now that did surprised Ichigo, causing him to let out the most manliest and sexiest squeak ever and jump back.
~End Chapter One~
Sorry for any grammatical errors or spelling mistakes!
Sayonara!~ Emmy-chan The Ninja!