Disclaimer: Hiroyuki Takei-sensei rightfully owns Shaman King. So there.
Summary: Five shaman friends, five different backgrounds, one crazy funny romantic angsty fluffy loud (and possibly destructive) adventure and tons of other comrades to share with. Nothing can hold them down. Well, almost. Inspired by kigen.
AN: The five shaman friends I'll be focusing are Hao and Yoh, Ren, Horo and Lyserg. Hints of shonen-ai or yaoi, random pairings.
WARNING: My first most stupid attempt to write a Shaman King fic. OOCness, unbeta'ed! Based on the real thing that I made at home, just curious.
Chappie 1: Chocolate Syrup (Ren/Lyserg, HaoxLysergxYoh if you squint a bit)
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Please??"
"No!!"
"Pretty please??"
"NO!"
"Why not?"
"Because I said so!!!"
Lyserg knows Ren's obsession with milk. But why not try something else for a change? "You won't know until you try. Come on! Just a cup? Please?"
Ren frowned. "How would I know I'm going to like it?"
"That's entirely up to how much you like chocolate."
"What??"
"Please Ren?"
The Tao thought for a moment. Then he said, "Okay, I'll try. But if I don't like it, I'll tell Hao and Yoh to screw you senseless. Understand?"
Lyserg paused a minute before he agreed. "And if you honestly like it?" Ren thought for another moment. Then he answered, "I'll leave you to decide how to punish me or something. Deal?"
"Deal!" With all the dowser's fingers crossed.
Ren painstakingly glared at his beloved bottle of milk (how obsessed can he be?) as Lyserg squirted a more-than-fairly amount of chocolate syrup into it. Then the dowser mixed them thoroughly until the milk and syrup are one. Thus he got a bottle of chocolate milk. He poured some into a cup and handed it to Ren. "Here."
The boy took the cup hesitantly and stared at it before he took a whole swig. He slammed the cup down and paused. Lyserg looked hard at Ren and waited.
And waited.
"Hm?"
It came from Ren.
The dowser perked up a bit. "So? How was it?"
Ren frowned. It took him a long while before he finally said:
"It's…pretty good. I like it."
Lyserg lightened up. "Really, truly, honestly??"
"Really, truly, honestly." Ren had to smile at that cute face staring at him with those big emerald eyes. Lyserg hugged him and said with a sweet smile, "I knew you'd like it! Thank you so much, Ren!"
Ren shook his head in defeat. "So are you going to punish me now?"
"You can put it that way." He gave a Yoh-like grin and chirped, "Let's see what else we can do with the chocolate syrup!"
Jun would have a fit if she finds her kitchen covered in gooey chocolate stuffs by the time she gets home.
It's going to be a long day…
-Owari!
My curiosity about how chocolate syrup supposed to taste inspired me to write this. Yeah I know it's silly but I'm trying here.
So! Review please? Thank you!