Hey everyone! Her'es another fic that I've been just dying to put out here so ta dah! Also, in this, the chunin exams have not happened yet, they are fourteen, not twelve, and sasuke has'nt left for Oro yet. Well, here goes!
How to Piss off an Uchiha
Chapter 1: Annoy the Crap out of Me
"Sasuke kun! Do you think maybe we could go out tonight? You know, for a team bonding thing even?"
"No"
"But why not?"
"Because you're annoying."
"Sakura-chan I'll go with you!"
"This is an A and B conversation so C your way out of it BAKA!" Bam! Sakura's fist collided with naruto's cheek.
The three genin were walking to Ichiraku, like they always did after a hard day of training. And, like always, Sakura attempts to get her beloved Sasuke to go out with her, failing miserably. This is how almost every day went for Team Seven. Wake up, train, Ichiraku Ramen, then go home. Occasionally, there would be a mission instead of training, but it was a slow time of year, so it was mostly training each day. Naruto's just lucky that he heals fast, otherwise he'd have many bruises from sakura's abusiveness.
SAKURA POV
Not again! This is ridiculous! How many times is he going to say no? Maybe he's right, maybe I'm just too much of a bother to pay any attention to.
'Don't talk like that! You make it sound like you agree with him, that we're weak!' sakura's inner said.
'Well sometimes he's right.'
'No way! keep trying! You'll never get him unless you keep trying!'
'Fine, fine. You're right I guess.'
'That's the spirit!'
END SAKURA POV
"Sasuke-kun are you sure you don't want to-" sakura said, but she was cut off.
"Yes."
"You really don't want to-"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Hn."
"Is that even a word?"
"Hn."
"Sasuke kun say something besides 'Hn'."
"You're so annoying. I'm going home." He stood up from his stool, and turned down the road towards the Uchiha compound.
"No wait Sasuke-kun!" She reached out to grab his shirt sleeve.
He turned on her, glaring. "Sakura, leave me alone. You're a waste of space. You can't fight, you can't heal, all you do is run and hide. Why would I want to go out with someone like you?"
She almost started crying right there.
He's right. Oh God he's right! I am useless! Even Ino is better than me!
"Yeah, I guess you're right Sasuke-kun. Maybe next time then." the smile returned to her face, any trace of sadness completely gone.
SASUKE POV
God that girl is so annoying! Why does she always fawn over me like she's some kind of dog and I'm a peice of meat? It drives me insane to no end. Plus, she's always happy. She never had any problems in her life, her family is alive, she gets everything she wants, she has no reason to cry. So why does she do it all the time? To get attention from people? Well she won't get my attention. Unless I'm telling her to piss off, then I don't even speak to her. She makes me so mad!
Not that I show it. Because Uchiha's do not show emotion. At all.
When I get to my door, there's something on the step.
Its a box. It reads, "Sorry for being annoying Sasuke-kun! I got you some tea! Maybe we can share it sometime! *heart* Sakura.
Tch. Annoying.
I throw it away, and walk into my house. I made sure to lock the door and shut ALL the windows. There are too many psychotics in this village.
END SASUKE POV
Sakura watched him throw away her gift, just like all the others. She wiped a tear away from her face, and started to walk home. Sasuke watched her from the highest window in his house. She looked so pitiful, It almost made him feel sorry for her. But when you have as many problems as him, why should he feel sorry for someone who had no problems at all?
That's it. She thought.
I give up. I'm giving up on Sasuke for good. I can't deal with this stress, I already have too much going on in my life right now.
When she got home, she pushed the button that played back her messages on her phone. Ino Called. She guessed she'd call back, so not to be rude.
"Hello?"
"Hey Ino."
"Forehead Hey!"
"What did you call me for?"
"What? Friends can't call eachother just to talk?"
"We're friends?"
"Yes silly, we're best friends forever again since I gave up on Sasuke."
"Well I guess that makes two of us."
"What?! You gave up on Sasuke?!"
"Yea."
"Why?"
"Because I realized that he'll never notice me so what's the point in trying?"
"OH no darling. You're coming over RIGHT NOW. I'm going to give you some help. You're the reason I gave up on him, so we could both get a guy, I've got shika wrapped around my finger now, and you're not going to give up!"
"But Ino-"
"See you in twenty!"
CLICK!
"Oh boy." Sakura said. She threw on a black t-shirt and jeans and walked out the door towards Ino's house. Maybe ino's "Advice" will help. She's already tried everything else.
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So how'd you like it? This is only the beginning so if this chapter was boring don't worry it will get much better. Ino has a very colorful imagination so be prepared!
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