Thank you to my awesome beta Wendy again!
This little ditty came to me during a game of tennis. Its all the older ladies I play tennis with faults I tell you!
R&R:-D
PX3-525 wasn't that interesting. Sure, it was Daniel Jackson's dream-world, but for Captain Sam Carter, Colonel Jack O'Neill and Teal'c, PX3-525 had nothing to offer but trees and rocks. Of course, Daniel had his 'ruins'.
Sitting around the campfire, on the second night of their three night 'adventure', Daniel was grumbling and had been doing so since Jack pulled him from his work for the night.
"I don't see why," Daniel started to whine.
"Daniel," Jack started, irritably, as he stuck his fork back into the MRE with disgust. "It's not sa--"
"Jack, there is nothing here. You said so yourself for the past two days!" Daniel interrupted. Jack placed his 'dinner' roughly on the ground as he glared at Daniel.
"Daniel," Jack said, sternly, as Sam snickered quietly. Daniel huffed and crossed his arms, and he stewed in silence. Sam looked over at Jack and smiled, and then continued to play with her own MRE.
*brrrrrreeeeeph*
Sam's head snapped up and looked around at the other guys to see if she had heard what she thought she had.
"Is that the best you got, Daniel?" Jack asked, smugly.
*bbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaa rrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaapppp*
Jack sat back, extremely proud of his creation. Sam couldn't believe what she was hearing.
*bhhhhhhruuuummmmmmmmmmpppppp pwaaaaaaaaap bwwwwrrrrrreeeeeeeeppppp*
"I believe my methane has topped both you and Dr. Jackson," Teal'c said, maintaining an even tone toward Jack, but Sam could see the smug look in Teal'c's face. Well, to the outside observer it was a standard Teal'c stoic-look, but Sam could see the subtle change.
"Gas, T, Gas." Jack corrected. Teal'c merely raised his eyebrow as he sat calmly.
*Brrrrrruuuuuuuuummmmmmmpppppp fwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeee mmmmmmmeeeppppp pppaaaaaa brrraaappp braaap wweeenn ttteeeeeeeeeeeeeepppp hhhhheeee ttaaappppp*
Sam smiled, triumphantly. The guys all looked over at her in shock.
"I believe Captain Carter is victorious," Teal'c stated, simply.
"Oh man, Carter, that is foul!" Jack cried as he pulled his t-shirt over his nose, and scooted away from her.
"Are you sure you aren't smelling your own brew, Sir?" Carter challenged with a grin.
Daniel snickered and Teal'c nodded his head in agreement.
Sam smiled and made herself comfortable against the tree she was leaning on. It felt good to be accepted as 'one of the guys'.
FYI doesn't like really long words...that includes farts:P