Notes: Code Geass is owned by Sunrise. This story is dedicated to all of the great people who worked on Code Geass.

Lelouch Lamperouge and C. C. had been dating for almost a year. Lelouch didn't realize that the one year anniversary was coming up, until the anniversary day. He said "Oh no. Since C. C.'s birthday is coming up soon I have to buy her something special. I barely have anytime to get ready so I'll rush through breakfast and start shopping."

A few minutes later Lelouch danced into the kitchen. He accidentally crashed into the toaster. Lelouch didn't get hurt, but the toaster crashed to the ground. He said "It'll be harder to make toast now." He put bread into the broken toaster, but it didn't work. Lelouch threw the toaster out the window.

C. C. said "Hi sweetie. What's going on?"

Lelouch answered "I have to go shopping soon." Lelouch started eating some chips.

C. C. said "Chips aren't that great of a choice for breakfast food."

Lelouch replied "They're healthy enough."

C. C. asked "Where's the cereal?"

Lelouch said "The cereal box was too hard to open so I flushed it down the toilet."

C. C. replied "If I didn't love you more than anything I would be mad at you."

Lelouch said "Thank you. I need to hurry. I'll be back sometime during today." Lelouch ran out of the house. He texted Suzaku Kururugi and told him to come to the mall.

A few minutes later Lelouch and Suzaku were at the mall. Suzaku asked "What's going on?"

Lelouch said "I've been dating C. C. for almost a year so I have to buy her a fancy present. I hired you to find a present for her. You're a moderately smart person so I'm hoping that you can find the ultimate present for C. C."

Suzaku replied "You could buy her a new couch since you accidentally ripped the couch apart a few weeks ago."

Lelouch said "A couch would be a too expensive present. Even though I want to get her the ultimate present the price is very essential to what I choose to get."

Suzaku replied "You could give her some flowers and a gift card."

Lelouch said "Those are weak ideas."

Suzaku replied "This present idea thing isn't working." Suzaku walked away.

Lelouch sighed and said "I have to hire someone else to decide the present."

Meanwhile C. C. was on the phone with the Empress. C. C. said "I bought Lelouch a new couch."

Empress Marianne replied "That's not sweet enough. You should propose to him."

C. C. angrily said "You pressure me about that every time we talk. It's not going to happen for a while."

Marianne replied "Okay future daughter."

Meanwhile Lelouch (dressed as Zero) had a meeting with the Black Knights to ask for present advice. Zero said "I have to get the ultimate present for my girlfriend."

Diethard Ried replied "Hold on about the present stuff Zero. The fact that you have a girlfriend would be a much bigger news story. I want to broadcast every secret about you."

Zero said "You're the greediest news reporter of all time."

Diethard replied "I'm honored to get called that."

Kaname Ohgi said "First you should get your girlfriend a card Zero."

Zero replied "Cards are overused. I want to be unique."

Ohgi said "You could buy your girlfriend a necklace."

Zero replied "I want to get her a cheaper present like napkins."

A few minutes later Lelouch met up with Lloyd Asplund at the grocery store. Lelouch hoped that Lloyd has a good idea for what to get for C. C. Lelouch asked "What should I buy for C. C.?"

Lloyd said "I have the ultimate present idea for you."

Lelouch replied "That's the ultimate thing that I want to hear."

Lloyd said "You should by C. C. a dozen gallons of pudding."

Lelouch replied "That's a bad present idea. Pudding would be a worthless present."

Lloyd said "Actually pudding is the tastiest thing ever made. I eat five gallons of pudding a day."

Lelouch said "Your present idea is a piece of trash."

Lloyd sarcastically replied "Thank you. You're the prince of sweetness."

Lelouch saw that Jeremiah Gottwald was in the grocery store too. Lelouch said "I hope that you have a great idea for a present that celebrates a year of dates."

Jeremiah replied "Don't worry Lelouch. I'm the master of loyalty so I'll tell you the best one year anniversary present: oranges."

Lelouch said "You and Lloyd aren't giving me helpful present ideas. You're using your gimmicks instead of giving me advice. You're not helpful orange boy."

Jeremiah replied "I deserve credit for my suggestion."

Lelouch tried to calm down by jumping around the grocery store. He accidentally crashed into a giant bowl of oranges, apples, and pears. The fruit landed on the grocery store's floor.

One of the employees said "You made one of the biggest messes that I've ever seen in this grocery store."

Lelouch smiled and said "I'm honored that I made such a large impact to the grocery store's mess records."

The employee replied "You've made like five messes this month. Clean up the fruit."

Lelouch grabbed a broom and spent several minutes cleaning up the grocery store's floor. Lelouch said "This is one of the hardest jobs ever."

The manager replied "Thank you for cleaning up your mess. I'm sorry that the employee had you clean this up instead of the janitor. He gets angry pretty easily."

Lelouch said "I need to get a present for my girlfriend. I've been dating her for almost a year."

The manager replied "I wish that my grocery store was a great place for one year anniversary presents. Some people have gotten one year anniversary presents here which led to mixed results."

Lelouch looked around the grocery store to find the ultimate present for C. C. He looked around the pizza aisle and decided to buy C. C. fifty pizzas.

A few hours later Lelouch went home. The pizzas were put in wrapping paper so Lelouch put them on the kitchen counter. He felt excited about the one year anniversary so he danced around the living room. He accidentally crashed into the living room's table. The table got broken apart. Lelouch said "I'll give the table's broken remains to Suzaku on his birthday."

C. C. went into the living room. She smiled and said "Happy one year anniversary."

Lelouch looked around and noticed that there was a couch that was covered with wrapping paper. He took the wrapping paper off.

C. C. said "I bought you a new couch."

Lelouch replied "Thank you for this pretty awesome anniversary present. I hope that you dig my anniversary present. Actually I got you fifty presents."

C. C. said "That sounds like too many presents honey."

Lelouch replied "You've earned every one of these presents." Lelouch handed C. C. 50 pizzas that were in wrapping paper.

Since C. C. loves pizza so much she adored the presents. C. C. said "Tastiest present that I've ever gotten." She kissed Lelouch fifty times.

Lelouch said "It seems like I'm good at finding high quality presents."

C. C. replied "You're the best honey."

Lelouch said "Pizzas are filled with honey."

C. C. replied "That's incorrect info."

Lelouch said "I thought that pizza was filled with honey, peanut butter, ketchup, and mustard."

C. C. replied "I love you even when you say weird stuff."

Lelouch said "I'm the prince of weird stuff."