RMX: welcome to the white room everyone.
Alec: What the-
Eliot: Save it Hardison. I tried that earlier.
Parker: Yippee! We're back in the white room!
RMX: Anyway, this is kind of a spinoff of Alec's complaining in the Bank Shot job. It doesn't take place before, but it's just kind of playing on the idea. Anyway, I do not like hotels. I have been known to sleep in closets to avoid sharing a bed. This story is in no way supposed to be serious, and so far, each chapter is 300 words a piece.
Alec: Hm…I got an e-mail…
RMX: Oh, that's the disclaimer. Just read it out loud and you'll be out of here soon.
Alec: RMX does not own Leverage, nor does she have any affiliation with the production of Leverage.
RMX: alright, thank you. Now-may the chaos begin!!!
(-:-)
Chapter 1: in which Alec needs a sleeping-bag
Alec looked around the motel distastefully. Eliot seemed to be comfortable enough, and had already set his bag down on one of the beds.
"You know, I'm sure we could stay in a place that's actually nice," Alec mentioned as Nate walked by with Sophie.
"Hardison, we discussed that we would be staying somewhere that wouldn't draw attention," Nate replied dryly, opening a door across the hall, letting Sophie walk in. "This is as good as it gets."
"What about an internet connection?" Alec grumbled. "I'm only here 'cause you people need a computer guy!"
"Quit complaining, Hardison," Eliot said from where he was laying on the bed with the remote. The TV was already on ESPN.
Parker nodded as she walked into the room. "Yeah, Alec," she said, tossing her stuff on the floor.
Alec and Eliot stared at her. Parker just jumped onto the other bed.
"Um…Aren't you and Sophie sharing a room?" Eliot asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Yeah…" Alec mentioned. "You know, like last time?"
Parker shrugged, arranging the pillows strangely. "Nah, Sophie said she and Nate were gonna room together. I opted to stay in here instead of stay in that mess…"
Eliot shrugged. "That makes sense, I guess…"
Alec just raised an eyebrow. "Parker, you realize that there are only two beds in here, right?"
Parker nodded. "Yeah, what's the problem?"
Eliot just kind of looked at him in amusement.
Alec glared. "This isn't funny, dude."
"It is to me," Eliot replied. "Because, being a gentleman, I doubt you'll shove Parker out of her bed."
"What about you?" Alec said, glaring
"Do you seriously think you'll get his bed?" Parker laughed.
Alec grumbled something under his breath.
"There's a sleeping bag in the van," Eliot said, before going back to the Football Game on TV.