Episode 1: North High's Nightmare!

My name is Kyon. I am a member of a small school club, named the SOS Brigade. Headed by the girl/god named Haruhi Suzumiya, it concerns itself with paranormal activities, like Espers, Time travel, or Aliens. I never had the heart to tell Haruhi this, but the remaining three members are actually an Esper, a Time Traveler, and an alien.

but one day, a new student came to the school, and made our lives one big hell.

He's smart, cunning, and ruthless. He is chaos. He is madness. His name... was ZIM...

... It was the end of the third year for the SOS Brigade. I was playing Mahjong with the Alien, Yuki Nagato. She is an artificial human, created by the Integrated Data Entity for the observation of Haruhi Suzumiya. speaking of Suzumiya...

"THEY'RE COMING!"

Haruhi ran in, with a lot of enthusiasm. "GUYS! They're coming! I've heard them!"

Isuki (The Esper) asked what was on all our minds: "Who's coming?"

and the answer was, "I..."

"... Don't Know..."

6 months later...

Senior Year. The end of High School. Finally. one more year of putting up with Haruhi's antics, then a return to normal life. but this year was to be rockier then the last three combined. and it all started by theses words:

"I am Zim, from East America High. You have nothing to fear from me. just pay no attention to me, and we will get along just fine."

Those words would be the precursor for a year so horrid, I still remember it to this very day... but the words after that spoiled more of it then before.

Zim raised his hand after the Teacher gave a presentation about alien lifeforms, which intregued Zim and Haruhi greatly. and when he was called upon, he said, "suppose there was a, say, full scale alien invasion, how prepared do you think this planet's defenses would be?" this was a basic spoiler, but the teacher ignored him, moving on to other students.

After school, the Same day, Zim got out of school, while we were back in SOS Brigade HQ. well, most of us. Haruhi decided to trail Zim, for some reason...

HARUHI'S POV

The Student known as Zim... an actual ALIEN! Following him back home was not a problem... but he seemed to veer in random directions... like he KNEW I was there, even though I followed him from a distance... wait a minute... now he was running... HE KNEW!

I ran after him at top speed, but he remained ahead of me. He turned to me while running and yelled, "Leave me alone! I just wanna go home and be all normal!!"

But, that didn't deter me. He wasn't getting away... he turned left. I followed... what? HE WASN'T THERE!! ... I'll find him. Wherever he was, I'll find him... I'll find him...

ZIM'S POV

The Haruhi-human wasn't smart enough to realize I ran into an alley, allowing her to miss my location. PITIFUL HUMAN!! It is clear who the superior species is! ... but something's off with her. she's not like most humans. Haruhi Suzumiya... who is she?

She's gone. Way gone. So, I continue my way back home. it's a good thing I kept a homing device on my Home Base, ever since the "Walk of Doom" incident...

Well, I'm home! I looked at my disguised Robot, GIR, and said, "Well, I feel good about how today went."

Then I heard a voice say, "Kurae." in Japan, it means "Found you." I looked back and saw... HER.

HARUHI'S POV

I found him. this was his home base. He panicked and slammed the door. I grabbed my camera and looked in the window.

I muttered, "The day I had prepared for has arrived."

I was just about to snap a shot when... the camera disintegrated.

"Okay... I'm going back to the school to prepare some more. But hear this, Zim. You will be found out. You WILL be discovered. I will find out what you ARE!"

and with that, I ran back to the school.

later...

I slowly walked home, rubbing my head. "frickin' aliens…curse you, ZIM! I swear, I'll get you…"

I passed by somebody who was looking at the newspaper as I walked towards home. Then…

"You don't need to worry."

I stopped. I turned around and looked at the teenager who had just put the newspaper down. Hazel eyes, behind glasses, and underneath a spiky hairstyle, with a sickle-like spike being more prominent, looked at me as a good face smiled gently. "It's all going to work out." The teen said.

"…just relax. Know that you're being looked after. In fact…" The teen spoke up and put his hand on his chest, covered by a blue shirt with a grey eyeball. "You can think of me as your guardian angel…"

With that, the teen smiled and walked off, his long, dark coat trailing behind him. I blinked a few times.

Guardian Angel?

I shrugged and walked on, ending the first day of the most interesting year of my life...

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