Tight fit – A vampire knight fanfic by Love Inc.
Zero: Yuuki, if I don't do this now, I might never have the chance and it'll be your loss
Yuuki: Don't be so full of yourself zero, its not like the only person who can do that you know
Zero: True enough, but I do it best around here and you know it
Yuuki: I hate you
Zero: Thanks, now lie down
Yuuki: I don't want to
Zero: Why not, you'll feel better after I do it
Yuuki: No I wont, that's what you always say and it always hurts
Zero: Because you make it hurt
Yuuki: How is it my fault that you hurt me?
Zero: You keep squirming while I'm doing it and that makes it virtually impossible to do it properly
Yuuki:…Well, it's not like I'm gonna just stay still while you do it
Zero: Stop it Yuuki, I'll make it quick
Yuuki: It took you half an hour last time
Zero: That's because I couldn't get it in
Yuuki: And what makes you think you'll get it in this time!
Zero: It only fits properly in one place
Yuuki: But what if it goes in the wrong way!
Zero: It won't, stop being so childish Yuuki, you're an adult now, and this kind of stuff is going to happen a lot from now on
Yuuki: But I don't want it to happen!
Zero: Well then stop pulling it out in the first place, now close your eyes and think of something happy while I get ready
Yuuki: Uhuh
Zero: It may sting a little at first, but it should fade
Yuuki: I hope so
Zero: There you go, it's in, a bit of a tight fit though, there must be some swelling…maybe I pushed it in too fast
Yuuki: AHHHHHH Zero! Take-it-out! It hurt less when it was out!!!
Zero: It's got to go back in sometime you do realize, I told you not to do this and you kept insisting and look where we ended up!
Yuuki: But it looked like fun and everybody else was doing it
Zero: …baka
Yuuki: You're so cruel Zero! Please let me do it again!!
Zero: *sigh* Fine. Go
Yuuki: OH THANKYOU ZERO, YOURE THE BEST!!!
Zero:…the next time she pops her shoulder out of its socket I'm pretending to be asleep, and who bought her a motorbike in the first place!
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