Random 'story' I came up with while I was eating instant noodles, while watching MLP. -sigh- Where did my life go... Anyways! BEGIN.
One day at Kong Studios, Noodle was prancing around for no absolute reason. Until...
"Oi! Girly! Quit it!" yelled the 'oh so pleasant', Murdoc Niccals.
"HALLO MURDOC-SAN!"
"Argh, you TRYIN' to give me a 'eadache?"
"No?"
"Jus' go play yer... pokemons 'n whatnot..." he mumbled lowly.
"Murdoc-san! If you have not noticed, I am 14! I may do as I please!"
"Well, 'en go bother the Dullard! Anything that's not near me!"
"*sigh*... hai."
With that, Noodle went to find the blue-haired ponce, we know as 2-D. She skipped happily down to his room, which was located in the basement, and knocked gingerly on his door.
"2-D-san? Are you home? If you are, then may we play something?" she asked quietly.
No answer.
She knocked a little harder this time, repeatedly.
"2-D-san? Hallo?"
Still no answer.
Noodle opened the door, ready to yell at 2-D if he WAS there.
He wasn't... Where could that cotton candy-haired boy be? Then, it hit her, literally.
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Noodle woke up with a major headache, not even registering where she was. Soon, she remembered going off to find 2-D, after Murdoc yelled at her to go away, and was hit with something in 2-D's room. Maybe it was 2-D? Thinking she was a zombie? No. She called to him, several times. There's no way he could have... unless... he was drunk? Yes. That's perfectly logical. He was drunk. But... where was he now? She soon found her answer.
"NOODLE!" screamed 2-D.
"2-D-san? W-What is wrong...?" She found him... sort of.
"No 'ime for 'at now, luv! We gotta run!"
"W-Why? What's happening?"
"Summfink's out ta get me, luv!" he wailed. "Jus' run if ya wanna 'ive!"
She turned around to see her cat, Miso, chasing 2-D. If looked like she was after his butt. But then Noodle looked closer, seeing 2-D had one of Russel's cookies in his back pocket.
"2-D-san! She's only after your cookie!" laughed Noodle, biting on her bottom lip.
"Wot cookie?" he stopped abruptly, causing Miso to almost crash into him. (A/N: By the way, Miso's about the size of a chihuahua.) 2-D stumbled over, falling on his butt, causing the cookie to go crunch!. Miso let out a defeated 'meow', and walked out of 2-D's room.
"Okay then... by the way, 2-D-san?" Noodle asked.
"Yeah, luv?"
"Why did you hit me when I came to come get you earlier?"
"... ah nevah 'it yew wif anyfing, luv."
Shortest thing I've EVER written. Hope ya liked it?