Title: Awesome Hero
Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia.
A/N: The energy drink made me do it. I swear.
Warning: Crack. PurnwithoutPlut.
"Breaking the law again?"
A blonde man walks into the room setting his police hat on the desk near the wooden door.
"It's not breaking the law." There was a short pause before the albino man finished his explanation, "It's not like anything got stolen. And no one got hurt. I'm too awesome for that."
The younger man had shed his bomber jacket and tossed it on the chair before making his way to the red-eyed man.
"May I ask why you're dressed like that?"
"Like what?" the albino man said with fake innocence dripping from his words.
"Gilbo have you looked at yourself? Seriously."
The albino man was wearing one of the strangest things the American has set his eyes on. It was a skanky kitty costume. It was really weird because Gilbert didn't strike the American as a cat person. (He has a fucking pet chick for fuck's sake.)
The costume was similar to a maid's uniform. Black and white. The thing about this costume was it has kitty ears that made the albino look adorable (Is that even possible?) not to mention it had a nice black tail coming out of the skirt. The costume even had bells- you'd hear it when the Prussian man would move.
"Well I think it looks awesome on me."
Alfred smirked as he made his way to the Prussian. The younger man wrapped his arms around the waist of the albino man before roughly pressing his lips against the other's. Gilbert yelped before grabbing a fist full of blonde hair. Alfred began to roughly nibble on the albino's lower lip while his hands traveled up and down the albino's body.
"Alfred. Bed."
The pair made their way to the bed as the blonde man forcefully shoved his tongue into the older man's mouth. When he bed hit the back of the Prussian's knees he fell backward dragging Alfred down with him. They landed with a thud, the bed squeaking under their combined weight. A strong hand slowly made it's way up the creamy white thigh as the albino started to slip off the American's clothes.
"I don't see why you have to wear so much clothes."
"It's uniform. And you like a challenge."
Alfred started to move lower once Gilbert got his shirt off, sucking and licking the neck of the red-eyed man.
"You're so slow! F-faster!"
The blonde man continued at the slow pace. He liked the look the Prussian made when it was slow. He'd get all red and his uneven breathing was strangely a big turn on.
Gilbert unceremoniously grabbed the American's hand and shoved on his panty-clothed erection.
"Take the tail out." The older man moaned slightly.
The American smirked and began to pull the tail out in a very slow pace. Gilbert gripped on the American's shoulders and the dildo holding the tail was pulled out.
"Ahhh- faster you fucking brat!"
"Geez. Don't get your panties in a twist. Pft."
"Shut up-"
A/N: THE END. I dunno. I don't feel like writing anymore. If you want me to finish this please R&R~ I'm really high on this energy drink and I have to go run around now. GOODBYE~
P.S. That weird dildo thingy- I saw it in a doujinshi I read (Spamano) Spain was trying to get Lovi to put it in. HAHAHAHA.