You've got to be fucking kidding me!"
Green.
The stupid bitch can't just dump me like that! No fucking warning at all!
Green.
That bitch told me she loved me.
Yellow.
And I fucking believed her!
Red.
SCHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!
"Holy shit!"
This was not happening. This was not happening. This is fucking happening!
Hidan fumbled with the car's doorknob before opening it and practically fell out. He quickly picked himself up and ran in front of his car. His eyes zeroed in on the girl lying unconscious before him.
"Fuck! This really is happening!"
Hidan crouched down in front of the girl, the headlights of the car making her skin look even paler than it already was. His eyes searched all over her body for cuts, blood, or any body parts bending in a way they shouldn't. Hidan wasn't a doctor but he knew a fucked up body part when he saw it.
He placed a hand on her shoulder and shook her not too gently, "Hey! Hey! Girl wake up, don't be dead please, I ain't nowhere near a good place to bury you," Hidan started mumbling to himself looking up and around as if actually looking for a place to bury her if she really was dead.
"Nghh…"
"Hey you're alive!" Hidan cried, overjoyed. The girl's eyes slowly creaked opened revealing hazy green irises. She let out a short wheeze before shattering Hidan's world with a single sentence.
"…I…. hope y-you… have…. a lawyer…."
Oh yes, Hidan was certainly screwed.