Cheater!

A Doctor Who One-Shot

By ElsaRose01

So... this is my first Doctor Who story. If you liked it, please leave a review and let me know what you think. But, I've done enough rambling...

"Cheater!" The Doctor shouted.

Rose giggled. "I'm not cheating! I'm playing the game the way you're supposed to! You're just a bad driver!"

The Doctor glared at the television screen and frowned. The theme music for MarioKart was blaring over Rose's sudden outburst of giggles.

"OI! I'm not a bad driver!" He shot back with feigned hurt in his voice.

Rose tried to hold back a grin with a 'Seriously?' Look. "You started the race backwards, crashed into every obstacle, and Latiku had to pick you up seventeen times!" Rose paused. "You're a bad driver." She concluded. "You can't even fly the TARDIS correctly."

"WHAT!? No... I can fly the TARDIS correctly, I just don't do it."

Rose nodded her head, sarcastically. "Yup... Sure, you can." She smiled.

"Yes! I can! And you know what else?" The Doctor asked. "I can play MarioKart correctly." He said as he selected a 150cc race.

They battled for three laps; crashing into each other and gathering power-ups, when the "Finish" flashed on the screen and the Doctor's mii was at the top of the roster.

"WHAT!" Rose screamed as she looked at the Doctor.

He just stood there, flipping the Wii remote in hand and smirking. "Mmhm."

"But, how?" She awed.

"Well, seeing that I am 904 years old, I've had lots of practice!" He declared, triumphantly.

"But this game has only been out for 7 years!" She retorted. "How can you have years of practice?"

"Time travel," He replied. "...duh."

I hope you guys liked this little, humorous one-shot. It was so much fun to write! Tell me what you liked about it in a review, and I'll update later! Logging out for now...

ElsaRose01