Sexy Groupie Fanbots In Space!
By: Witchaywoman
The fanbots of the band, Steam Powered Giraffe, unintentionally spawn an underworld of groupie fanbots. These sex-crazed maniacs will do anything it takes to get next to their favorite band members, even if only for a minute. They have all pooled together and melted down all their earrings to build the space ship Claires, a mighty vessel that guides them through the stars ever onward toward the secret personal hideouts where the band members lay hidden. Many girls will challenge each other in the hopes of doing who knows what to moderately amused band members in the hopes of gaining their favor. Many will fail, and perish on the way, and be eaten by slutty demonic lonely cannibalistic zombie bots. Ok, I made up the part about the slutty demonic lonely cannibalistic zombie bots. I just wanted somebody to read my writing. But the rest of it is all true. Kay? Okeley dokers.
The story begins on the Star Ship Claires. It was made from a billion gazillion pairs of all-metal earrings. The interior is a soft, glowing shade of metallic silver. The ship has many little rooms and hallways and corridors, spacious common rooms, ice blue furry rugs, works of art, control panels, control panels that look like works of art, many spas and beauty salons that are constantly changing ownership, and a lot of groupie fanbots. Oh yes, there will be fanbots.