Yan-Boy: Welcome everyone to my first installment of Let's Talk Yandere with your host, me! Yan-Boy! This series is going to be basically a talk show where I ask questions and characters from Yandere Simulator will answer them. And just so I don't get killed by any of these girls, I have placed myself in a booth with tight security at the doors. So without further ado, let's get this started.
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN YANDERE SIMULATOR OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS FROM THE GAME. THEY ARE ALL PROPERTY OF YANDEREDEV!
(A/N: My character in this story is going to be the leader of the sports club [If there isn't one] and his name will be Daisuke Tanaka...No you cannot use him)
Episode 1: Ayano Aishi
Q #1: What do you guys think of Ayano?
Kokona: I think she's a good person, I mean...She helped my father with the debt issue with the Ronshaku Loans...I don't know how she did it but, at least my father is happy.
Midori: I don't know why Ayano always kills me in every video Jay from the Kubz Scouts makes...
Daisuke (to Midori): Maybe because you're just too open on the roof. Like, umm what did YandereDev call it again...Oh! A background decoration.
Midori: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Daisuke (to Midori): *notices knife* I suggest you put that thing down...
Midori: *throws knife at booth*
Yan-Boy: The f*ck?! What have I told you about throwing knives?! *Sighs* NEXT!
Yui: I enjoy when she starts killing people and repeatedly stabbing her victims countless times. Just makes me want to take her under my wing and start wreaking havoc around the school. But then we'd probably be like one of the delinquents... Scratch that, that was a bad idea, but I like her guts.
Oka: U-um...Yan-chan is c-cool to be around...She s-sometimes passes by t-the c-club room and t-tries to summon d-demons with us...but w-we'd need the B-Basu sisters to j-join because they seem to emit s-strong auras of demon p-powers...If we c-could get them into the c-club, then maybe we'll be able to summon a demon...
Osana: I hate her...I hate how she's always looking at Taro with those lecherous eyes of her!...B-but it's not like I want him to myself, Baka!
Daisuke (whispers to camera): Oh boy, another tsundere in the house...
Osana: Hmm? Did you say something?
Daisuke (to Osana): NOPE!
Q #2: If Senpai were to have a crush on her, what would you do?
Kokona: Well I said that I'd stay away from Senpai after I talked with Yan-chan at her house so, I don't mind if she were to win Senpai's love.
Midori: Who's Senpai?
Daisuke: Uhh...Yamada Taro...
Midori: Who's Yamada Taro?
Daisuke: *facepalms*
Yan-Boy: *sighs* NEXT!
Hanako: I don't mind if he has a girlfriend but...Will he still be able to take me places all the time? Will he...forget about me?
Daisuke: 'Clingy sister, eh?' Well...I don't know if he'll take you places ALL the time but, he can still take you places. He will never forget about you.
Hanako: Aww...Okay...
Daisuke: 'Damn cute though...Yo Yan-Boy, how old is she?'
Yan-Boy: I believe 17...
Daisuke: Good enough! *Thumbs up to nowhere in particular*
Hanako: Hmm?
Daisuke: What?
Hanako: Why did you give a thumbs up to the middle of nowhere?
Daisuke: Doesn't concern you...
Hanako: Okay! *Smiles*
Daisuke: 'Dunno why she smiled but she's too damn cute!'
Daisuke: Whoa! Info-chan! What are you doing here?
Info-chan: It gets boring inside that room sometimes... What? Am I not allowed to leave it?
Daisuke: Umm...
Info-chan: I don't care about your answer. To answer your question though, I'm basically helping Yan-chan with her goal of getting Senpai's love. Honestly, I don't see what that Taro guy has that could make so many girls fall for him. But you...*climbs on Daisuke*
Daisuke: Ummm...Help?
Info-chan: You make me wet...*licks lips*
Yan-Boy: SECURITY!
Amai: Nuh-uh-uh~ I don't want Aishi-chan to steal my cooking buddy away from me~
Daisuke: The question was if HE were to have a crush on Ayano...
Amai: Oh... Then I'll make sure that Ayano doesn't win his love. Maybe I can burn her in the oven...
Daisuke: 'A wacko?!... Nahh! She wouldn't be...'
Amai: Or maybe I can cut her fingers off and make octodogs with them!
Daisuke: ARE YOU CRAZY?
Q #3: Ayano can be best described as...
Osoro: A b***h! She shouldn't be messing around with my squad! I swear when I get back to Akademi High, I'll beat the living sh*t outta her!
Daisuke: You know, that's the reason why you got suspended..
Osoro: What's the problem with beating the sh*t outta her, eh? Do you gotta problem with that, boy?
Daisuke: Clearly I do...
Osoro: Wanna go?! I'll be so happy to smash your head in!
Daisuke: FINE THEN! BRING IT!
*Daisuke and Osoro start fighting*
Yan-Boy: As much as I want to see this, I gotta stop this...SECURITY!
Mai: I'd say a bit weird...By the way, what happened to you?
Daisuke: ...
Mai: Actually, nevermind...
Pippi (For some reason it sometimes autocorrected it to Pippo XD): She is a good person to be around. I enjoy it when she comes to the gaming club to play some games with me and Ryuto-kun. I hope that she be the leader of the gaming club too, as she seems a great gamer. But I think Midori might be the leader of it though...
Midori: My job is to ask YandereDev questions about the game without breaking the fourth wall. But it'd be great if I was a club leader. *Gasps* Maybe he'll make me a rival in the game!
Pippi: ...You know you're still breaking the fourth wall, right?
Midori: How am I doing that?
Pippi: *facepalms* Nevermind...
Budo: My crush.
Daisuke: What?
Budo: What?
Megami: If she is not a stalker then I'd say that she's a nice girl. Although, she does look a bit...awkward when she's around Senpai.
Daisuke: That's pretty normal actually.
Megami: Eh? That's normal? That's is NOT normal at all. Like, every time she walks by him, she always has this weird look on her face and it creeps me out a bit. Tell her to stop doing that.
Daisuke: Tried that. Didn't end well...
Megami: What do you mean?
Daisuke: Got a knife to the side...
Megami: Oh...Wait, WHAT?
Yan-Boy: And that shall end the first episode of "Let's Talk Yandere!" Now there's something that I'd like to try out. At the end of each chapter-episode, I will list five characters at the end of each part. You guys get to vote on which character gets to be the topic of the next episode! Soooo, here they are! Just leave the number or name of the person you want next.
1. Oka Ruto
2. Kokona Haruka
3. Osana Najimi
4. Midori Gurin
5. Taro Yamada
A/N: VOTING IS DONE FOR THIS CHAPTER!
Have fun voting and leave a review too. NO FLAMES! FLAMERS WILL BE BURNED WITH BLEACH!...Wait, I mean water.
~ Yan-Boy
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Daisuke: ARE YOU GOING TO LEAVE ME HERE ALL BLOODIED UP FROM THE FIGHT AGAINST OSORO?
Yan-Boy: Yup.
Daisuke: ARE YOU THE DEVIL?
Yan-Boy: *smirks* Maybe...