Our Weird Life
Pairings: Logan/Kendall
Disclaimer: Don't own any of BTR... IF I DID THAT WOULD BE TOTALLY EPIC!
So I decided last night after reading all the loving reviews from the story Pain Isn't an Option… I decided to write a sequel! :D I want lots of love! :D
Em's POV
"Daddy! I can't find my bag!" I yelled up from the foot of the stairs, up to my parents' room.
"Em... your father is trying to get some sleep... He was up all night throwing up..." My step-dad, Kendall, said yawing as he moseyed down the stairs.
"Oh... sorry, Kendall." I whispered. "But I need my bag... It has my homework in it... And it's been missing since daddy rearranged the house..." I explained as he pulled a shirt over his head.
"Okay... okay..." Kendall swiped his long blonde hair back into a low ponytail and placed a beanie over his head. That dreaded beanie collection he owned, was just a fashion no no. "Let's get searching." He grabbed my wrist and we started to search for my missing bag. We searched all over the living room and the basement.
"Curses!" He slumped on the couch and rubbed his head. I sat next to my exhausted father. "Why did you have to so smart like your father... if you were more like me you would put your homework off till the night before..."
"What about smart like her father?" A voice asked from behind us.
"Daddy!" I ran over and hugged my other father. He spun me around and sat me down. I smiled up to him. "Do you know where my bag is?" I asked.
"Yeah..." He chuckled and walked over to the hall closet. "Here Emery." He reached in the closet and handed me my bag.
"Thanks daddy!" I ran up the stairs to start my homework.
Kendall's POV
"Gosh Logie... There is no way Emery and I would even function without you. And that's why I'm taking you to the doctor to see why you are so sick." I wrapped my sickly husband in my arms.
"Kenny... I just have a cold... who's the one with the medical license?" He chuckled and kissed my cheek. "I'll be fine."
"Okay..." I smiled and embraced my husband. "You know what tomorrow is right?"
"Uhm... my day off?" Logan scratched his head.
"Really? You don't know?" I asked shocked... Even I remembered.
"Of course I know! It's our 9th anniversary you silly goof!" Logan jumped onto me, wrapping his legs around my waist. "Why would I forget? I'm not a horrible husband."
"I know hunni. I love you!" I kissed him passionately.
"Uhm… should I come back later?" Emery asked from the hall.
"Yeah…" I nodded, as Logan got down. I stuck my tongue out at her and she did the same.
"No hunni, sorry." He smiled softly at her.
"I need help with my homework." She said holding one of her textbooks.
"Oh I'll help with that!" I said before Logan could say anything.
"You sure Kendall? It's Pre Bio-Med.…" She showed me the textbook cover.
"Here Logan…" I lightly pushed her towards Logan. Logan quickly scanned the problem and pointed out her mistake.
"Thanks daddy." She smiled.
"Hey Em?" I asked. "Will you go get your uncles up for me?"
"Sure Kendall." She smiled and ran off.
Em's POV
I placed my book on the coffee table and retreated to the third level of the house. "Uncle James! Uncle Carlos! Time to get up! Dad said!" I pounded on the door of my uncles' room and stood waiting for a few seconds. "Come on guys it's like noon…" I opened the door to see my Uncle James have my Uncle Carlos pinned down on his stomach. I screamed as I witnessed my two uncles in the midst of passion. "UGH!" I covered my eyes as they screamed.
"Emery!" Uncle James threw a pillow at me.
"EW!" I ran out and slammed the door before the pillow hit me.
"What's going on?" My parents ran up the stairs. I just blushed and covered my face as the door opened.
"God… couldn't you have like waited like 5 extra minutes?" Uncle James asked as he tugged up his pants.
"Sorry you had to see that Emery…" Uncle Carlos blushed as he pulled on a shirt.
"It's fine." I blushed.
"Emery… please go down stairs." Kendall asked me.
"Okay Kendall…" I turned and ran down to the living room to try and forget the things that I had witnessed.
Logan's POV
"What is wrong with you two?" Kendall hit them both lightly on the arm. "She is only a kid!"
"Well Kenny… She is turning sixteen in a week. Maybe we should talk to her…" I suggested.
"Talk to her about what? Sex?" He asked, shocked.
"Well she will be having it in the next few years…" James muttered.
"Don't even say that!" Kendall grabbed James by the collar. "Don't talk about my little girl like that!"
"Kenny… hunni… she isn't a baby anymore… she is almost grown." I said as I pulled his hand away from James' shirt.
"I know… I just don't want her to grow up to fast." He sighed.
"I understand. I don…" I paused as a rush of nausea flooded over me. I pushed past Carlos and into their bathroom before I emptied my stomach.
"Logie!" Kendall ran in and kneeled next to me.
"Take me to the doctors…" I muttered.
"You okay Logan?" Carlos asked from the doorway. I shook my head before the nausea took over again.
Once it was over I stood, with the help of Kendall and washed my face off.
"James… Carlos… will you stay here with Emery?" I asked as I walked down the stairs.
"Sure." James nodded.
"Where ya going daddy?" Emery appeared at the foot of the stairs.
"To the doctor." Kendall answered for me.
"Are you okay daddy?" She asked more concerned.
"Yeah. It's just a cold." I smiled and hugged her goodbye as Kendall and I got in the car.
Carlos' POV
"Do you think Logan is okay?" I whispered to James.
"Yeah it's probably just the flu." He whispered back.
"I can hear you… you know that right?" Emery looked up from her spot on the other end of the couch. "I think daddy is really sick. I used to get the flu all the time… and I never was this nauseous."
"Logan's gonna be fine." I slid over and hugged the worried girl.
"Thanks Uncle Carlos." She smiled.
"So again… I'm sorry for ruining things for you this morning." She said after a minute of silence.
"Oh… that… it's fine. You didn't know." I mumbled.
"Maybe you two should get a sign like daddy has on his door." Emery said.
"That would be a good idea." James said, standing. "I'll be back." He ran off and came back with construction paper and scissors and a sharpie.
-DO NO ENTER-
It read. Then James cut it out and made it into a door hanger.
"There." He smiled and ran up to put on the door.
"He's such a goof." Emery giggled.
"But he's my goof." I smiled.
"Uncle Carlos, why did you pick Uncle James?" She asked.
"I just saw him as the man I wanted to be with my entire life." I sighed nostalgically.
"Oh. That's what daddy said when I first asked him about him and Kendall." She said.
"Have you ever walked in on Logan and Kendall before?" I asked.
"Only once… I was 13 and it was right before they got the sign." She said as the front door open, and Kendall and Logan walked in, shocked.
"DADDY!" Emery stood up and ran to Logan.
"What did the doctor say?" James asked, walking down the stairs.
"Emery…" Logan started… "Guys… I'm pregnant."
Yeah… I'm just gonna stop there… I'll post chapters once ppl review! :D
