-1 Chapata 1! Return of the Psychos! Mewahahahahaaaah!
It was a nice, quiet peaceful day at sea for both our favorite Straw Hat Pirates and the PSYCHOS. The waves were brushing steadily against any ship at sea, there was a cloud every now and then right when you needed it, and an occasional gust of wind to cool things down. Well, it was quiet for the time being anyway… .
"NAAAMI! WHEN ARE WE GOING TO BE AT THE NEXT ISLAND? I'M HUUUNGRY!" Luffy's voice rang out on the Merry Go.
Nami poked her head out from her tangerine trees, a scowl on her face. "Luffy-san, do you ever count how many times you say that each and every day?" she asked.
Luffy stopped for a second, a look on his face as if he were really thinking. "No not really. Just tell me when we'll be at the next island pleeeaaase!" he pleaded.
Nami sighed. "In about 3 hours Luffy-san…" she said, turning back to her tangerines. 'Sometimes I really wonder why I joined this crew of idiots; Zoro-san's always asleep, Luffy-san's always hungry, Usopp-san's always blowing stuff up with his chemistry set, Sanji-san's always hovering around me… speaking of which, where is he?' Nami thought, her last question answered by the whistling tune of Sanji.
Luffy frowned, turning back to daydreaming on the ram's head bow, daydreaming most likely about meat.
Usopp sat on the upper deck, trying to create a new substance for making his throwing stars more deadly; here's his plan, see, he's going to try to create an incredibly deadly poison to taint the sharp edges of the shuriken so that when they make contact to an enemy, the poison is released into their bloodstream and thereby stunning or slowly and/or quickly killing them varying on the different amount of poison on the shuriken. Devious, ne? I sure thought so. Well, now that we all know that Usopp is a mad genius, let's go and see what Zoro-san is doing shall we? Let's.
Uh… well, it seems that… Zoro-san is sleeping again… very uh… interesting… where's Choppa-san?
Chopper was in the infirmary, studying some new herbs he had brought along with him from the last island the Straw Hats docked at. They apparently had some kind of special reaction to when they touched an ill human's skin, but I am NOT going into that! Maybe later…
The oh-so-adorable Sanji was, of course, in the kitchen preparing lunch for the crew. He was whistling a merry tune, probably some sea shanty that he heard as a kid… I wonder what it is… hmm…
And last but not least, Robin was up in the crow's nest reading the latest book on the Ancient Archeologist Goroll Mijalmah who had recently discovered the fossil of a giant duck…
Well then, that's very nice. But, now for the crème de la crème! No, not really, it's just the uh - you'll see…
Half a mile away from the Merry go…
A ship the same exact size of the Merry Go sails calmly in search of the Straw Hats. The bow of the ship was a green sea-dragon's head and there were gold and dark red stripes on the ship on a background of black, the masts were black, and the deck and upper deck were a dark tan color including the rest of the woodwork and cabins. Their sails carry about eight different Jolly Rogers, seven of them having a microphone going vertically through them. EIGHT! Can anyone guess who these SEVEN people are? I'll give you three hints…ONE, they're the 'break-offs' from the Straw Hats, TWO, they are musicians, and THREE come from an Island called Tech Island. Not enough clues? Too bad. Oh, and the SEVENTH Jolly Roger is a grinning skull and cross bones with a Straw Hat on it…and on this ship, it's what they call 'Jolly Roger Day', where they wear their personalized Jolly Roger shirts.
One of the psychos, 17 year old, was in the galley making lunch for the rest of her friends; she had long, knee length navy blue hair (which had grown from being down to the middle of her back), brown eyes with a light hazel ring around the pupil, had a white T-shirt on with her Jolly Roger on it (the light blue grinning skull with cat ears and for the cross bones: two swords), a pair of dark blue shorts, a mini Claymore sword pendant (if you read my other story (I get stuck in One Piece! YING, then you know what it looks like), red bead bracelets around her wrists and ankles, black sandals, and finally a pair of black cat ears with white stripes on her head and a black cat tail with a white tip. Guess who she is! RIGHT! It's Ejay, who likes to be called E. (In 'I.G.S.I.O.P!Y, Ejay also liked to be called 'Mei'.) But, something was different about her. What, you might be asking? She has fangs now! Yeah, I know, big whoop, I just had to add the fangs or my sister would kill meh!
Another girl of, also, about 17 was up in the crow's nest half-asleep. She had long black hair that went down to the middle of her back was tied up in a ponytail, dark-brown-almost-black eyes and brown skin. (basically, a black girl, DREAMS-CHAN, THAT'S YOU, KAY? KAY. I still have to use the name Kira, since you didn't GIVE me one…:P lol jk) She was wearing a red and gold (shiny material so it BLINDES her friends! XD) T-shirt with a black grinning Jolly Roger on it, a light sienna skirt with white ropey-thingies hanging of the edges, a black pearl necklace, a pair of silver earrings, light blue sandals (like Nami's), and her weapon? Two guns at her side, both new highly modeled long-range guns, with bullets that explode on impact, increasing the damage in ANY opponent! Guess who DIS is! CORRECT! Kira! WOO!
A third lunatic was on deck playing with a Golden Retriever. She had short brown hair, brown eyes, was wearing a black T-shirt with a evil looking blue grinning skull on it; the cross bones were replaced by two streams of black smokish-stuff. She had on a long black skirt with blue flames at the bottom, black earrings with a dark bluish-black flames COMING from the tips of the earrings, and blue sandals with white bottoms, the only white on her, except in her eyes of course. She had no weapons except for her AWESOME Dark Arts Powers!
Another one was at the front of the ship on the dragon head bow, staring out at sea. She had long blonde hair, green-blue eyes, and was wearing a gold shirt with a white laughing Jolly Roger with a gun as one of the cross bones and a sword as the other; she was also wearing a pair of blue jean shorts, almost like Luffy's, but without the fuzzy stuff. She had on a pair of black tennishoes a small slit on the toe of both, for a smallish-sized but sharp knife that, whenever enough pressure is put on the heel of the shoe (really just kicking the ground with your heel), it came out and - well, you know. I'll give you 5 seconds to figure out who this is. 54321! Time's up! It's…NUIT! WOOT! Our favorite little demon! Heh, just kidding. New thing about her, she at the KaneKane Fruit (Metal), so now, as you'll soon find out, she can possess any metal object she wishes!
A fifth shinteki human (whom I call tulip-nee-chan!) was laying (literally, liked sprawled out) on deck, staring up at a cloud shaped like a tulip. She had shoulder length pinkish purple hair, but was not wearing a Jolly Roger shirt. Why, you ask? Cause, she said 'I don't like One Piece, I mean, it's an okay show, but I like Prêtear WAY better!' I heard her say it. So, she was wearing a pink shirt with a picture of the ENTIRE Prêtear gang on it. She also had on a purple pair of shorts, sort of like the ones that Nami has, but purple. She also had on three black bracelets on her left wrist, cuz she's WEIRD. Lastly, she had on pink and black shoes. But, who cares. What's REALLY important, is her name! And that is Kaori! K-ow-ree! Aka Tulip-nee-chan! But, as with Iyanna and Ejay, something is different. She has tiger ears and a tiger tail! - her idea. (I asked her over the phone, she said she wanted the 'ToraTora Fruit', aka, Tiger Fruit)
Uh…I guess, while a bird flew by, Nuit started chasing around Tasha for taking her uh…pencil? Oh my - COME ON! IT'S A PENCIL! - sigh - Anyway, the last maniac was poking a boy in the head repeatedly while the boy had an annoyed expression on his face. The last maniac had long dark hair that went down to her waist, which was tied in a low ponytail and ; she also had on a pair of dark red jean shorts, same length as Luffy's WITH fuzz. She wore two INCH long gold bracelets on bother her upper arms and ankles, and lastly she had a pair of brown wolf ears with red stripes (red goes better with brown, so says my sister) on her head, along with a brown wolf tail with a red tip. But this time, as with Ejay, she had fangs, unlike before. WHO IS THIS GIRL? IYANNA! WOOT! YOU GET CHOCLOTE!
Okay, one more hint, they're ALL girls except for their other friend…who happens to be a boy. Big whoop. I suppose I should tell about the boy…- tired sigh - Okay, he has black hair (which, one time at school, he put in a MOHAWK, where after, I smacked him in the head and yelled at him: 'WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR YOU MONKEY?' also, the hairstyle: like Dark's, from DNAngel) violet eyes, and tan skin. He had on a regular Straw Hat Jolly Roger, since he didn't have his own… - cry - oh well, he was wearing dark blue jeans, in HOT weather…stupid…and he had on brown shoes with steel toes (his idea…stupid), and, lastly, he had a black whip thingy, but it had poisonous spikes on it. The boy's name is…NITRAL! Pronounced Nih-trall. And, omg, I have a surprise that you'll never guess! Maybe you will, but me no care…
Ejay heard the commotion above deck and came walking out of the galley and straight in the path of the two crazy people, about to be trampled to death, but she reeled back into the galley and fell onto the floor before they killed her. She got up and grabbed them as they ran back past the galley door, ears back.
"WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING!" she yelled at them, bearing her fangs.
Nuit spoke first. "TASHA-CHAN STOLE MY PENCIL!" she yelled, pointing at Tasha.
Ejay looked annoyed. Then, Tasha, yelled back at Nuit:
"I NEEDED IT TO DRAW THE PICTURE OF ZOLO(ZORO)-KUN I'M GOING TO PUT ON DEVIANT! AND MY PENCIL BROKE NUIT-CHAN!" Tasha yelled at Nuit. (I put 'Zoro' in parenthesis for anyone who calls him Zoro, but I call him Zolo, TASHA-CHAN DON'T KILL MEEE!-hides-)
"ME TOO--" Nuit started but Ejay stopped her.
"So, let me get this straight - Nuit-chan, you were chasing Tasha-chan for taking your…pencil?" Ejay said, an eyebrow raised.
Nuit and Tasha nodded. Nitral started laughing his head off. Nuit, Tasha, and Ejay glared at him murderously when he didn't stop laughing. Then, Nuit pounced on him, eventually starting a dust ball fight where Nuit was, of course, winning cause Nitral was WIMP. No, he was just being…stupid…
Tasha, Iyanna, 'Kira', stood by and cheered while Ejay shook her head and went back into the galley. "What weirdos…" she muttered. "But, they're OUR weirdos, eh Sierra Bo?" she smiled at a picture of a 3yr old Strawberry Roan Appaloosa Mustang mare cross hanging on the wall of the galley. It had the name 'Sierra Bo - a DAMN good horse' on the top of the frame.
"Hmm…where was - HEY! WHERE'S ALL THE FOOD I PUT OUT?" Ejay yelled so loud, her voice shook their ship.
Back on the Merry Go…
"WHERE'S ALL THE FOOD I PUT OUT?" Ejay's voice rang out over the ocean and to the Merry Go.
The Straw Hat crew stopped what they were doing and looked out in the direction of the scream.
"What was that?" Sanji asked, stepping out on deck.
"Sounded like a really mad girl." Usopp suggested, putting his goggles on and adjusting them to see if he could find out where the yell came from.
"Does that voice sound familiar to you guys at all?" Nami asked the rest of the crew.
"Kind of…" Zolo (Zoro) and Luffy said together.
"DAMN IT IYANNA-CHAN CAN'T YOU CONTROL YOU'RE APPETITE?" another yell erupted.
"I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS ALL THE FOOD WE HAD LEFT TILL THE NEXT ISLAND EJAY-CHAN! FORGIVENESS IS THE KEY TO HAPPINESS!" another voice yelled in a terrified tone.
"Uh…did that other voice just say "Ejay-chan'?" Chopper asked, coming out of the infirmary.
Nami went inside her cabin and came back with a telescope, raising it in the direction Usopp was looking in.
"Oh my Gosh…IT'S THEM!" Nami yelled with a smile.
"'Them'? Who 'them'?'" Robin asked.
"A bunch of psychotic girls that are big fans of us!" Sanji smiled, going heart-eyed and doing a squiggle dance. (Hehe…squiggle is a funnee wurd…)
"Fans? What are you talking about Cook-san?" Robin asked, a puzzled look on her face as she put her book down.
Nami turned to Robin and quickly explained about how, a couple of months or years ago (yeah), Ejay and her friends were 'thrown' into the OP universe, but they were KIA (killed in action) and dematerialized into the air and returned to their world.
"Yeah, and all their stuff went with them, but Ejay-chan's laptop stayed here for some reason," Usopp said. "And there was a note on it that told us to go to and read some of the One Piece stories there."
Zolo nodded with a freaked out look on his face as he recounted the various Shounen Ai stories. "And we also found out about some 'No Self-insertions thing…" he said.
Robin looked a bit freaked out for a second, but then regained her composure and began reading her book again.
"Well, it may be them, but I'm not sure." Usopp said suddenly, taking off his goggles.
"What? That was DEFINANTLY Ejay-san's beautiful voice we heard!" Sanji yelled at Usopp. He climbed up in the crow's nest and took a pair of binoculars from the base, raising them to his eyes, and sighting a ship - one with a dragon head bow. "HEY! A SHIP! AND IT'S GOT A BUNCH OF GIRLS ON IT!" he yelled with a grin on his face when he saw a girl with cat ears and cat tail with navy blue hair who was tackling another girl to the ground, who then, both got up and attacked a red headed boy.
"Good God, they're vicious!" Zolo said as he saw the two girls attack the boy as well.
Everyone was quiet for a second before Luffy broke the silence by asking, "Well, who wants to go and get 'em?" he asked the crew.
"I'll go!" Sanji grinned as he jumped down from the crow's nest.
"I'll go as well I suppose. I'd like to meet this 'fan'…" Robin stated, putting her book down.
"And I'll go to repair any damage done on that boy…" Chopper smiled as he went into the infirmary and came back with his doctor's bag.
"Okay then, hop on!" Luffy grinned as Robin, Sanji, and Chopper all grabbed onto Luffy as he held onto the ship's rail, pulled back, and yelled, "GOMU GOMU NO SLINGSHOT!" and the four blasted off towards the dragon ship.
Back on the dragon ship…
Ejay and Iyanna were still clawing Nitral to death when Nuit and Kaori started yelling and pointing at something flying towards them.
"Huh? Uhm…exactly, what is that?" Ejay asked, staring at a screaming mass of…screams as her ears swiveled to see if she could recognize any of the screams.
"Looks like…a screaming, high-speed meteor hurtling straight towards us…" Nuit said calmly, getting up from nearly killing Nitral by thwacking him repeatedly in the head with a metal pole that just so happened to be under control from Nuit's Cursed Fruit Power to control and/or manipulate metal: The KaneKane Fruit.
"Hmm…INTEResting…" Kaori said. "Hey wait, does that furry thingy look familiar to you at all?" she asked, pointing at a brown fuzz ball attached to the scream-ball.
Nuit stared hard at the fuzz ball for a second. "NOOTTT really…" she said, that is, until the screaming ball crashed into them, sending scream-ball, Nuit, and Ejay crashing into a cabin wall.
When a suspicious dust cloud had faded (I luv dem dust clouds! XD), it revealed Sanji, Robin, Chopper, Ejay, Luffy, Kaori and Nuit piled up in a heap.
"WHAT GIVES WITH THA CRASHING AND THA --- SANJI-KUN!" Ejay yelled, tackling Sanji.
"EJAY-SAN!" Sanji yelled, heart-eyed with smoke hearts coming from his cigarette and hearts all around him. (Man, is it just me, or does Oda-sama like hearts?) "Wow, your hair got really long since the last time we saw you!" Sanji smiled, helping her up as she still clung to him.
"Uh…Thank you Sanji-kun!" Ejay grinned, her tail still swishing uncontrollably. (Sorry if Ejay's (ahem, my) tail is swishing too much…bad habit…)
"Weirdos…" Kaori muttered, getting up and brushing herself off as Ejay gave her an evil death-glare.
"Hiya Ejay-chan!" Luffy flashed his trademark grin at Ejay.
Ejay stared at him for a few seconds, then…"Luffy-san!" Ejay yelled, trapping Luffy in a headlock as her grin was replaced by a CRAZY grin. "Why do you have to crash into everything! HUH?" she laughed.
"HANDS OFF THE HOTTIE!" Iyanna yelled at Ejay, her wolf ears laid back as she cracked her knuckles.
"QUIET YOU! YOU OWE ME ALL THE FOOD YOU JUST DEVOURED YOU HUMAN GARBAGE DISPOSAL!" Ejay yelled back at her, hitting her in the head.
"AH! COOL! TALKING REINDEER FIXING ME!" Nitral grinned as Chopper bandaged his arm, which had a few cuts and dark bruises on it, as with the rest of his body. "Crazy awesome reindeer, YOU RULE!" he grinned bigger as Chopper did a slight squiggle dance. "Aww…don't flatter me!" he chuckled and continued bandaging Nitral up.
"Uhm…" Robin started.
Ejay turned her head to her, a blank expression on her face, but a slight smile. She was even cooler in REAl life! She couldn't wait to see the power of the HanaHana Fruit for REAL! Then, she turned to Sanji. "Have I been gone long? Cuz, I've had to been gone long if you've already got Robin on the crew…" she asked/said to Sanji.
"Well, after you were KIA," Sanji started, the KIA comment making Ejay's ears droop. "We met up with Robin, fought a ton of bastards, fought some more idiots, plus some freaks, and here we are!" he grinned.
"Sounded FUN! Hey, should we get back to the Merry Go and meet up with the others Sanji-kun?" Ejay asked, already heading into her room.
Sanji lighted a cigarette and walked over to the bow. "I don't know, I mean, we did just -"
"OF COURSE! THE OTHERS ARE PROBABLY INCREDIBLY GOING CRAZY HAVING TO NOT…SEE YOU ALL!" Luffy shouted, grinning yet again.
"GREAT! Just lemme get my swords and we'll be off!" Ejay yelled from her room, her tail swishing excitedly again. "If I could just FIND them! Where'd they go?" she wondered aloud. "Hey, anyone know where my swords are?" she asked, running around the ship.
"Uh - NO! No, we don't know where they went!" Nuit yelled out first. Ejay was around the corner of one of cabins and slowly poked her head out from it, her ears laid sideways. (Kitties look ADORABLY like that! I keep poking them in the head like I do wit my friends and the have this look on their faces like 'Keep doing that, and I'll CLAW yer face off!' So cute! . )
"Really now Nuit-chan? Do you find it ironic?" Ejay asked her crazy amigo, a straight look on her face hiding a grin.
"What's ironic?" Nuit asked.
"The fact that ONE, my swords are missing, TWO you're the only person in this ship that can control Metal, and THREE, my swords are hovering directly above your head…" Ejay smirked as her tail swished slowly like a cat when they're like 'told ya so', pointing above Nuit's head where, sure enough, there were two katanas hovering above her; one of the sword's hilts was white with a golden dragon on it, same with the sheathe. The other was black with a blood red phoenix on it, as with the sheathe.
"Now, can I have my swords back?" Ejay asked.
Nuit reluctantly lowered the swords so that Ejay could take them and holster them back in her sash she had retrieved from her room.
"Okay, NOW, we can go!" Ejay smiled and her tail swishing ONCE again, but faster than usual cuz she knew she would be able to annoy Zolo again as Luffy prepared to rocket them all over to the Merry go. "Uh…Luffy-san? Wouldn't it be easier to just sail the merry Go over here? Our ship has a bit of damage in it when you guys CRASHED into us." she suggested.
"Yeah, sounds good." Luffy said calmly and rocketed himself over to the Merry Go, sailing it alongside the psycho ship, where Ejay and Sanji tied ropes to the ships to keep them from drifting apart - wouldn't want that happening, right? Right.
"Okay, now…WHERE IS THE MOSS-HEAD? I WANT TO ANNOY HIM!" Ejay grinned, now on the deck of the Merry Go as she found him started to bug Zolo to death.
"Stop that, you psychotic wench!" Zolo yelled at her.
Ejay froze. "What did you call me…?" she asked, her face dark and her ears laid back.
"I called you…WENCH." Zolo grinned.
Ejay was still frozen for about five minutes, until…
"MOSSSS-HEEEEEEAAAAAADD!" she yelled, chasing Zolo around the ship. "GET BACK HERE AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAN MOSS-HEAD-CHAN! OR ARE YOU SCARED? HEY! DON'T KILL ME!" she yelled as Zolo started to chase her with his swords drawn, everyone else erupting in a fit of laughter as Sanji started chasing Zolo for trying to kill Ejay, also resulting in Tasha and Nuit chasing Sanji for trying to kill Zolo for trying to kill Ejay, all of this ending at sunset.