The Man with the Pink Giraffe

by Legend123987

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The Man with the Pink Giraffe

By: Legend123987

This is a story of a man who was died! his name was jeff phil phil! Anyway, this man suidided when he was just 11 years old and decieded that he wanted REVENGE! On his dead kitten. So so he was blinded by a cat in the hatr who was madly in love with shrek but he didn't want to get ok,,,,, so he was dead and his pet caty was in love waith shrek.

THREE YEARS PASSED and the cat was married and had 176 children with SHREK and her other husband, one direction! Phil was angry so he diecided to bedome a woman! And get married to chrek so that he could get inside information on his pet wooly cat! Unfforutnaltly thed cat was a bagel!Q!

So phil wanted to hunger! Roar he said to one direction, and she ran to milwake but changed its mind and instead humped its way to Timbuktu. Anyway. Forget everything I just said. Lets get everthtng straight. Phil is dad but decided to come a woman and when he did he married SHRek foota so he could get revenge on his cat. He scared one direction to humptiku . so where were eewe? Oh no,. I mean yes. So after one direction ran to timbokoto they met bob sagetross the builder science nye! For formally known as William.

Fancyson who loved to cook. Basically William, who wie will just call William ran back to honopppppppppppupap to rescue the cat from phil and shrek's evil cousin! Ntnendoi 3690. Now for the climax of our story and my *wink wink* . will goes and fights crack mc shrak and mc hammer (phil) PLOT TWIAST~! ! PHIL WIAS REALLY AM C YHAMMER! SORRY! ! ! ! "! #$%^&*" PHIL SHOUTED AT THE TOP OF HIS lungs. And eeror has occuerd aid will as he punched phil in the growing pains. And phil then suididi ed again and the story is over!

Amen.

OH YAEHA I almost forget! Pink giraffe was not in this story! So we shall put him ion in itg. Here he is. There he wasaw. The end! I hope you guys like titr. Doonot forget to rate commet and subscribe for part 22222! ? I love everyone even my grandmamma who was African American in Nigeria! PLOT TWIST! She was south American! AAAAAH!