This is all for fun! I do not really think this is what Death Eaters do. This is meant to be funny! And, I don't own:

Harry Potter, Halo, GameBoy, or Kim Possible. Thank you.

A day in the life of a Death Eater, Summer before (what was supposed to be) Harry's seventh year.

"Do you have any Crucio's?" asked Greyback.

"Go kill," said Bellatrix.

"Argh!"

"Wait- wait, Greyback, wait- Yes! YES, I have FOUR Dark LORD's! I've got more sets than you! I win! I've never won before!"

"That's because the only other person you've ever played at Go Kill is Crabbe," said Narcissia. "And, Bella, you gotta admit, you suck, and Crabbe is king of Go Kill."

"But still- I won! I won! I won! I wo-!"

"What in the name of Salazar Slytherin's underpants is going ON?" yelled Lucius Malfoy, suddenly appearing in the hall. "I'm facing this guy named 'King Arthur' at Halo, and he is currently winning because Bellatrix won't shut up!"

(Somewhere at the Burrow.)

"YES!" yelled Arthur Weasley. "Molly, Molly, you won't believe it! I won! I'm facing this guy named 'PimpCane23' and then- and then, Molly, I won!"

"Good for you, Arthur." said Molly.

"I told you muggle electronics were good for something! YES! Yes, I won! I won, I-"

"Dad, what in Merlin's beard is going on?" said Fred

"I beat someone at Halo!" he shouted. "'PimpCane23'!"

"Great, now if you could only beat 'KittyCat87'," said George.

(somewhere at Hogwarts. KittyCat87.)

"'HalfBloodPrince'...'" said McGonagall, trailing off. "Haven't played him before. Oh, well, bring it on! Meet your match, 'HalfBloodPrince'! 'KittyCat87' WILL beat you!"

"Darn it, Kim Possible, why won't you just participate!? Now, listen very slow-w-ly. Pull out your wand, and Avada Kedavra this green girl!" shouted Yaxley. He Crucio-ed the GameBoy as a punishment. "At least petrify him! Come on!"

"Um, Kim Possible doesn't have a wand, and the GameBoy can't hear you," said Draco. "See, you have to do this..." he said, walking over, and pressing a combination of keys. "...jump off the wall, do a triple back-flip, grab the ledge, okay. You're done with level three."

"Cool. Thanks kid."

"TOILET SNAKES! TOILET SNAKES! Ahhh!" yelled Avery.

"What's wrong?"

"Toilet snakes," he said shakily, popping abruptly out of the bathroom. "They're everywhere."

"Aw, Avery, it's not a toilet snake," said Bellatrix, looking at the thing as it waddled into the hallway. "It's a toilet alligator. Aw, how cute are you? Hi little guy...does anyone have a spare arm I can borrow?!"

"No," they all said in unison. "But I do have this eyeball I got from the muggle down the road."

"Not meaty enough..."

"I'm watching the Quidditch game, now be quiet," said Snape. Wait, SNAPE?!

"When did you come in?" said Bellatrix.

"I apparated. After having a thorough but-kicking at Halo, well..."

"You got I your but-kicked at Halo too?" said Lucius.

"Yes, by this one person named 'PinkKittyHem-Hem.'" (A/N: Hem-Hem. Gotta love Umbridge...)

"What a stupid name," said Lucius. "Atleast mine was 'KingArthur.'"

"I know! And I was barley able to beat 'KittyCat87,' so...maybe I'm losing it, Lucius!"

"You are not losing it, Severus. I mean, think of all the things you accomplished! Spied for the Dark Lord; Killed Albus Dumbledore; Defeated 'KittyCat87'; never been kissed," he murmured.

"Hey! I heard that!"

"Heard what?"

"That!"

"That what?"

"You know what that!"

"No, I don't know what that!

"What?"

"I don't know. Wait, what?"

"Argh, Lucius..."

And, that's the life of a Death Eater. I might do more just as a short-story, like "A day in the life of a Hogwarts employee," or, "A day in the life of an Auror," but you have to TELL me if you WANT them! Okay? Hm...this didn't work out as I planned...aw, well.