KrazyLand: Bigger, Longer, and Uuncut

by KrazyBrosX

Follow the lives of several characters of varying personaloties, in such great settings such as a city, another city, a laboratory, and several villages, and covering such topics like, 'When religion gets involved in politics' or 'Is this humane'. (Heads up, this story has a lot of politics, but it'll have a couple interesting moments)

1. Normalcy

Test Report 160802: Augmented Reality

The augmented reality test is going great! They seem to be having fun, and everyone in the facility has the beta and CAN'T STOP PLAYING IT! Its kinda getting annoying honestly.

Test Report 160803: Super Toupee

FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK F U C K! THE THING ESCAPED AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS! WE DIDN'T PROGRAM REASON INTO IT YET, AND ALEX PROGRAMMED BIGOTRY AND DOUCHEBAGGERY INTO IT AS A JOKE, BUT NOW IT'S GONE! FUCK! ITS POWER HUNGRY, AND IT'S AN ASSHOLE AND IT'S GONE! I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE MADE IT SO THAT IT TAKES TOTAL CONTROL OVER THE BODY!

Test Report 160804: Slapper Androids

It's going, okay. They're all still stillborns. But hey, at least they aren't deformed like the earlier versions. We're still trying to get the mass proportional to the size, but meh, a 1.5 m 5 kg man is ok for now. Maurice seems eager to get this project done, I bet with Alex that he plans to replace, or even add, some family members, which is extremely sad, and a new low, even for him.

Test Report 160805: Particle Accelerator

ITS FINISHED! Finally, Maurice got rid of the last few quirks a couple of hours ago. I can finally profit off of this thing. And the best thing is, DanLabs doesn't have it! That madman 'Doctor' Melvin Trayaurus can't stay in the lead forever!

Test Report 160806: P.E Golems

We still haven't found a sustainable life force, even with the Prince of Demons as supervisor. My spies say that Dr. Middleton personally has multiple working golems, and is using them as employees. God I hate that Dr. Middleton, with his increasing popularity, and his hopefully deadly experiments, WHY IS HE STILL ALIVE‽

Test Report 160807: InstaIsles

We're having both failure and success with this test. whenever we use Overworld Blocks it works fine, but when we use blocks from different dimensions we have delayed or nonexistent reactions. Especially the Eternal Frost, when we try those ones the machine doesn't even accept them. We'll probably release it exclusively to the Overworld until we fix the bugs.