Bordom Is the Ultimate Weapon!

by Darkstreak Roflknife

Firestar gets bored one day. Bramleclaw gets annoying one day. First fic, im bad at summerys. FLAMEZ ARE USED TO KILL BERRYNOSE IN LATER CHAPTERS! :3 CUZ ANGRY FACE SAYS SO!

One day Firestar was bored out of his mind. "Im booorred!" Firestar complained. At that momment, Brambleclaw walked in and said "then go on a patrol!" Firestar then Said "Go back to your depudy crap! Or i will kill you!" Firestar said glaring at Bramleclaw. "Haahhahaaaa! Ya right!" Bramleclaw said laughing. Firestar has had it now. In a madder of seconds, Firestar slashed Bramleclaws eyes out. He didnt die, but then Bramleclaw said "ROFL IM JAYFETHER!" This made Firestar snap. he has HAD it with him. "SEE IF U 'ROFL' AT THIS!" Firestar said as he slashed at Brableclaws windpipe. Brambleclaw choked, then said slowly, "What...the...f..." as he died. "FINALLY!" Firestar almost shouted. Just then Sandstorm walked in. "OH...My...Starclan..." she said

END OF CHAPTER ONE!

ROFLCOPTER! Flames are used to burn Berrynose. MORE FLAMES! Oh ya, I own nothing :3