Northwest Profiles
By: Forgotten Sunrise
AN: With in the past year or so, Pemco insurance has lunched a series of ads that focus on caricatures of people living in the Northwest. I, having called Washington home all my life, find these caricatures to be fairly accurate for the type of people we have here. We are a little different.
So I decided to apply these profiles to the cast of Twilight seeing that, after all, they do live in Washington. So I hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: I own nothing. What a suprise
Profile: # 16
40 Degrees Shirts Off Guy
Documentation:
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"Oh. My. God."
"Are you sure that this isn't a dream?"
"Jessica, pinch me now!"
"I think he just made summer come early this year, because his body is hot!"
"Just look at those muscles…"
"Best show ever. Period."
Jessica nodded to Lauren in agreement from their hiding place in her car. Little did they know, the man in question was full aware of their presences.
"I should have brought the bay oil, could have made this a peep show! Oh yah, ladies, how you like this?" Emmett said flexing his muscle inconspicuously. "Yup, I'm going to plague their dreams for the rest of their lives…"
"Emmett! Get in here NOW!" Rosalie yelled from the house, knowing what he was up to.
He smirked to himself, before showing off his chest once more and then strode into the house
"Until the end cold and windy day, ladies." He sighed.
"Not on your life." Rosalie growled as she thumped him on the head. "Not on your life."