Banjo Kazooie:
The Insane Adventure
Author's Note:
I don't own Banjo, Kazooie or any Banjo-Kazooie Character. They're copyright Rareware. All rights reserved.
Author's Note # 2:
Some facts needed to be changed from the Banjo-Kazooie series so that they match with this fanfic. They're the following:
- Banjo-Tooie and Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge never existed, making this fanfic a direct sequel to Banjo-Kazooie.
- There are only 10 Jiggies left around the Banjo-Kazooie world. The other 90 (they were 100 in the Banjo-Kazooie game) are tightly stuck at the puzzles in Grunty's Lair (remember what Bottles said? That "If you fill all the empty spaces, you can't take a piece out of it!"
- This 10 Jiggies were been used to power up Grunty's invention (if you don't know what invention I'm talking about, you haven't even played the Banjo-Kazooie game. And if you have played, you're just plain dumb).
- The top of the tower of Grunty's Lair exploded after the final battle.
- The 10 Jiggies were scattered around thanks to the explosion.
- Klungo survived the explosion.
If you keep that in your mind, you'll understand the fanfic. If you don't, well, you are just plain dumb. Now for chapter one.
Chapter # 1:
The Return of Gruntilda.
It's 2:30 a.m., Bnajo is sleeping in his bed as Kazooie is sleeping on Tooty's bed because Tooty moved to The City (yeah, that's the name of the city). It has been a month since they exploded the top of the tower of Gruntilda's Lair, making Gruntilda fall from there and then being smashed by a rock (if the fall wasn't enough...). Now, she managed to project her spirit out of her dead, imobile body.
"Finally, I'll show to that bear bastard and that bird bitch, that you should not play with a witch! Damm, why the fuck do I need to talk in rhymes!!!"
She goes looking for a new body so she can wreck havoc around the world again.
On the other day, Banjo wakes up and turn on the TV. The News Channel is on.
"Oh, no! Not the morning news!!!"
He's ready to change the channel when he hears something interesting.
"...And now with the news of the destruction of a large part of The City..."
"Damm! Thats where Tooty lives!!!"
"...Witnesses report that they sighted a ghost that looked like a witch and they claim that it was the cause of the destruction. Others say that she left with a yellow bear girl..."
"That's Tooty! And the ghost witch is probably Gruntilda!!!"
"What's up, Banjed..What's cracking ya up?"
"Grunty's ghost kidnapped Tooty!!!"
"Again? Damm, that witch bitch must be short on ideas, huh?"
"Yeah, talk about it...And we can't do the same we did before because now she's a ghost! We can't harm her!"
"Yeah, that's true...Wait! We need to be quick!! She will problably start looking for the remaning 10 Jiggies so she can rebulid hher machine and "change" bodies with Tooty!"
"But Grunty's just a ghost now...She don't have body to swap with Tooty.."
"That's the idea, dumbcracker!!! She will get a body for her using Tooty's beauty and Tooty will end up as a ghost!!"
"OH!!!"
"Yeah, talk about an unfair trade, huh?"
"Damm, we need to be fucking quick!!!"
"Talk 'bout it!!"
"Let's go!!!"
"What? Now?!"
"Yeah!!!"
"The fuck!! I stiil didn't have breakfast!!!"
Damm, it's so freaking hard to create Grunty's rhymes!!! (that's why her rhyme was so lame in this chapter )
Anyways...ONOES!!! TOOTY GOT KIDNAPPED!!! "Again?" You think. "How short of ideas you are!!!" You shout against me. But noooo!!! This time it will be different!!! It's not about swapping bodies, it's about... A-HA!!!! You tought for a moment that I would spill the beans, huh? Noooo!!!! I won't, I'll let the story rolls...
I know, the chapter is lame but I couldn't think of something funny to do. I already have the ideas to the next chapters and they're funnier than that. But if you find it funny anyway, thanks!