The Adventures of the Real Dorothy

by proudconservative

Dorothy is not really Dorothy, and when "Dorothy" is killed, "Dorothy" goes to heaven, which is really Bikini Bottom, and becomes a professional worker. When nuclear war starts, "Dorothy" is already dead and the story ends before that happens.

1. Chapter 1

My name is not Dorothy Zbornak. My real name is Latoyajesus O'Booshinsci. I am a 25 year old CIA agent from Dolton, Illinois. I was sent by the government to spy on old women, because big government does that to people. I am leaving the New World Order (the U. S. commie government) to become my dream job: homosexual prostitute. I met an old homosexual geezer while publically masturbating outside a church today, and we're going to blumpkin it up tonight. His name is LaRoy and he's the sexiest octogenarian I'll ever have.